Electrical Substation

Was never my intention to cause trouble, it’s just my nature

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

I’m just here doing my job and everyone is mad at me

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@ChristoDove

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

*afraid to say anything*

[Matt Lively @mattblively]

Christian McCaffrey, still fast at age 30

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@alec_wissler @Colin_McT This hurts

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

I’m just here doing my job and everyone is mad at me

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@Laughing_Corn Nailed it

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

Ominously??? Bro I look good!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

There’s something special about Mike Evans and Deebo Samuel running routes while the electrical substations looms ominously in the background

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@BoltSki_ Ouch

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

Durability is such a fluid concept. I’ll have my say before things are over.

[Grant Cohn @grantcohn]

The most durable veteran wide receiver on the 49ers is Demarcus Robinson. Get ready for him to lead the team in targets and catches.

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@PattyLebsack Good idea. It’s either this or go as the purple Teletubbie. We’ll see.

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

This is AI generated. This is not an accurate picture of me.

[Miguel Chapeton @ProFootballPSI]

The electrical substation is just getting warmed up

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@SKroLK @ImDavidSisneros The Seahawks said they want nothing to do with me. Seems rude but idk

[Unbiased Human @ImDavidSisneros]

For every 49ers injury I will make their substation bigger

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@valksage_

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@CryptoArix8 The only thing weirder than substation bros are crypto bros

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

Oooooooo I’d LOVE a jersey!

Is #80 taken? If so #16 is fine. You know where to send it 😉

[Kenni @KennMutiso]

@PatMcAfeeShow “The substation is clearly the most consistent thing on the 49ers roster right now. Undefeated, never gets injured, and somehow makes every single training camp clip. Move the practice facility or just put a jersey on it at this point 😂 #

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@drewmet_FF This is a rude and impertinent question.

But it involved many sacrifices of “NFL talent comparable in value,” if I remember correctly. The blood has faded a bit since it was signed so it’s harder to read than when the deal was struck.

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

We’ll see

[OurSF49ers @OurSf49ers]

George Kittle continues his rehab grind 😤

Do you think Kittle will be back in time for week 1?

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

He’s looked in practices ngl

[Nick Newman @NinerNick_22]

Brock Purdy has a 5% chance of winning the MVP on Kalshi. How quick we are to forget he finished 4th in MVP voting the last time he was healthy for a full season.

Last season, he was on pace for 43 total touchdowns.

Don't sleep on Brock

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@lukesawhook Same

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@SpielbergerBrad Brad I agree. None of this is my fault. Thank you for the common sense message.

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@mattblively 👀

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@Coach_Yac These replies are scaring me. I’m not safe here anymore.

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

I never even got a call. Whole segment about me and didn’t bother reaching out for a guest spot or a comment.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

What are the San Francisco 49ers gonna do about this substation..

It's in EVERY SINGLE video #PMSLive

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@DDris87709 @PatMcAfeeShow *takes a bow*

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

@Ping3404 @PatMcAfeeShow 😁😈