Scumbag Santa

Official Twitter of Scumbag Santa (Not the jolly fat guy you're used to)

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@MsPlague if @TheRejectDevil quits retweeting everything you subtweet about him and tweeting the same hashtag, I wouldn't see the same crap

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#ImSoSickOf @TheRejectDevil spamming my feed

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@TheRejectDevil is all of this nonsense necessary?

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Oh my God. My TL is full of @TheRejectDevil and @MsPlague going back and forth. Just fuck/date already. Damn.

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Would you guys be interested in following my personal account?

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Now accepting girlfriend applications

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Either tonight or tomorrow night, Santa will be celebrating (getting drunk), the opportunity he has been presented with. Who wants to join?

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Starting next week, Santa won't be on Twitter as much as he would like to be. Santa apologizes for being a scumbag.

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"You were the best I've ever had" #IGetThatALot

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RT or favorite if you're getting drunk tonight!

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Who all is getting wasted tonight?

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Here's a picture of my nuts. Enjoy.

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That awkward moment when you're eating alphabet soup and then choke on the D.

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I thank Jesus every day for girls in yoga pants.

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#MyPerfectDate

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Made this in my Minecraft server #YOLO

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If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwich?

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@SarcasticGrinch herpe new year