Scummy Steve

*THE ORIGINAL SCUMMY STEVE* | Says he'll follow you back on twitter, doesn't | Submit Scummy Steve tweets at [email protected]

[Scummy Steve @Scummy_Steve]

We've all met a girl like this

[Scummy Steve @Scummy_Steve]

Starts P90x;

Posts progress pic on day 3

[Scummy Steve @Scummy_Steve]

Hooks up with your sister;

at her middle school graduation party.

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Born in the 90s;

Hates Rocket Power

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Uses your computer for 2 minutes;

Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline comes over.

[Scummy Steve @Scummy_Steve]

New song everyone loves;

"I knew about it last year bro"

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Playing his iPhone in the car;

Has a full on text conversation.

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Fireworks launching;

Bro so this one time...

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Happy 4th!

[Scummy Steve @Scummy_Steve]

Plays you in Madden;

Goes for it every 4th down.

[Scummy Steve @Scummy_Steve]

Owns 9 pairs of Jordan's;

Can't even dribble a basketball

[Scummy Steve @Scummy_Steve]

Retweet if you are watching Game 7!

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"Yo you wanna come over? My Uncle Jerry is here";

Sandusky.

[Sabine Kohl @SabineKohl0623]

Every big black momma gotta skinny little white man @Scummy_Steve

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Goes to see 'Fast and Furious 6';

Crashes moms van trying to drift a corner on the way home.

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Says 'Peace' instead of 'Good-bye';

Starts fight.

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Girlfriend blows him a kiss;

Catches it and rubs it on his balls.

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Invites you over to play video games;

Gives you MadCatz controller.

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Black kid to Steve* "Nice Dallas Cowboy's shirt faggot."

*Steve* "Ya its 100% cotton, tell your great-grandpa I said thanks."

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Gets hit in dodgeball; keeps playing.