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Sub - @94Bevans_ - 9 - A lot of the boys were sceptical about Bevans playing tonight and rightly so after previous performances but he proved us wrong. Good finish for his goal and defended like a young Sergio Ramos. Elbows everywhere. Class boy 💚💚💚

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ST - @MrLewisAhmet - 7 - without the main man @Ryan_Martin94 tonight the boys needed some to fill his shoes. He did just that, greedy when he should of passed and was scared to shoot. Classic Leeroy 😏 he’s got some serious feet this kid and we hope to see him more this season 💚

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CM - @canham994 - 7 - one of his better games for the SDCC. Had chances to score tonight but bottled a header at the back post. Apart from that he didn’t do anything wrong, worked for the boys going forward and defensively. Is this going to be his season to shine?? 💚💚

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CM - @bry_sly - 8 - opened his SDCC account this season with a delightful finish. Absolute fog horn on the pitch, never stops talking. Maybe one day he won’t turn up stoned?? 🤔 not that it matters he performs non the less 💚💚

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CB - @JonnoLambert - 8 - with one assist and one goal this evening it was one of his better games. Was fouled multiple times by the freight train at the back but still kept going causing problems all game 💚

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CB - @LewisRobertson8 - 8 - After a very late fitness test he was pronounced fit to play. The calming influence in the team and the one who makes the team tick. When one Pirlo retires another one takes the Raines. Top work boy 💚

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GK - @CallumHardy9 - 8 - Gas man by day but shot stopper at night. Distribution was class this evening and made loads of vital saves. Could having this cat in goal be the advantage the boys need to win the title? It’s looking that way 👀

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Player ratings to follow.............

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Big first win for the boys. First half they didn’t even have a sniff and we romped to a 3-0 lead. Second half the heat got us and it showed by conceding 2 sloppy goals. Fought well at the death to get us the 2 points and the perfect start to the season 💚💚

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SDCC 3 - 2 KARIUS TO GLORY
R.Mckenna
J.Lambert
B.Evans

#UPTHECOLE💚💚

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Good evening sports fans.... New season for the SDCC boys only means one thing.....Twitter is back. Big first game against KARIUS TO GLORY @8.20......UP THE FUCKING COLE 💚💚💚

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⚽️ Game day ⚽️

🆚 Bayer Neverlosen

📅 Tonight

⏰ 9pm Kick off

📍 Bishop Fox’s school 3G

This is our biggest game of the season. The boys need to win this stay in the title race.

#️⃣UPTHEFUCKINGCOLE 💚💚💚

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Man of the match - @Ryan_Martin94

His Assists and goals proved the difference tonight. Can he produce the same for the boys next week to keep them in the title race ? 🤔

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Sub - @JonnoLambert - 8 - steady performance from the gaffa tonight. Decent link up play with the striker and got 2 goals. Needs some new wheels as spent most of his time on his ass when defending. #JLambz

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ST - @Ryan_Martin94 - 9 - Leeeeeeeroy. Serious performance tonight. A few assists and 2 goals. Proving a real fan favourite for SDCC faithful. Like a young Tony Martial. Love it son 💚

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CM - @canham994 - 7 - one of his quieter games for SDCC. Decided not to wear the trampoline boots tonight as well 😏 lovely assist toward the end of the game. Shame he couldnt fumble one in at the back post but overall not a bad performance my boy 💚

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CM - @CallumHardy9 - 8 - he was everywhere today, when we attacked he was up there giving us an option and even defended like a young Pontus. 2 goals again for the lad and could of had more. Him and Leeroy have a serious connection up top 👬 💚

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CB - @bry_sly - 8 - the big man does it again. Lead the boys from straight to finish. Got on the score sheet. I think it’s the first week he hasn’t lost his shit and done something to the oppsotion. We want that dirty side back sly, ain’t the same otherwise 💚💚

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CB - @RhysLloydAllen - 8 - made his debut this evening. Still trying to claim he’s a striker but his performance at the back proved yet again why he was born to be a CB. We’ve faxed over the 4 game contract mate 👀

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GK - Dan Bidgway - 8 - unlucky to concede 2 tonight. Disruption was very good and didn’t go wondering. Firmly becoming SDCC’s number 1. Goooo on bidge 💚