Chris B 🇺🇦🌻

Professional cat wrangler. Swears worse than a sailor most days. Puppy Mama to Maui, formerly #hanafromkorea she/her

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

Good bye twitter. Elon and trump ruined this place permanently and I am just gonna fuck right off over to blue sky…. Good luck and may the odds be ever in our favor!

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@atrupar @SarahBCalif Ignorance…. So many idiots

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@JeffBezos @realDonaldTrump Fuck you

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@ElieNYC That is just moronic for them to not see how he is going to deport even people who are here legally. We are a fucking laughing stock. I’ve never felt this ashamed to be American. I am sick and scared of what’s to come.

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@AkilahObviously I’m so anxious

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@boganella1 Same on personality!!! Not the bra tho…. 🤣🤣🤣

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@boganella1 And FFS do I need it right now…. Ugh. Come on! It cannot be this fucking close!!

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING - Over 40 different fake bomb threats have now been called into Democratic-leaning polling places

And they're coming from RUSSIA

This should literally be THE story right now -- it is blatant and brazen election interference to steal the election for Trump

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

Trump is the biggest cunt of them all, followed quite closely by leon….

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@AkilahObviously I think it’s time to open the wine…

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@BrettFavre You are also a non-Christian Christian… you stole money from people who needed it, you sent a dick pic to women other than your wife. Sit down, you live in a glass house and we can all see your bullshit

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@boganella1 I am here for this!!!!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog rescued a baby deer from the middle of a lake and then would not leave their side. 14/10

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

This segment has been one of my absolute favorites since this craziness started!!!

[Heath @LeastHesFunny_]

The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at all. Oh America, you finally removed the horse from the hospital. DO NOT let it back in 😬

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@AP It’s about time!

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

Elon you are vile. You’ve ruined this site and hope you get deported or arrested for the lottery bs. But allowing this kind of fake shit on this site is reprehensible and irresponsible and dangerous. You are a racist goon.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Delete this, @MAGAResource. It’s vile, fake, irresponsible, and not at all reflective of what my father would say. And you gave no thought to our family.

[Never Trump @NoMAGAallowed]

Before you vote:

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@GregAbbott_TX I thought you were going to “end” rape? Eh…seems like you failed again.

[Chuck for Texas HD-128 @CrewsforTX]

You must be so proud.

[Chris B 🇺🇦🌻 @SDChrisB73]

@JaneyGodley We are all so sorry to hear of Janey’s passing! She brought laughter to us during a very dark time! She will be missed. Love to you and the family and honey.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING: Mike Johnson CONFESSES Trump will KILL the CHIPS Act and destroy thousands of American manufacturing jobs.

CHIPS investments in key states:

Georgia: $75,000,000
Michigan: $325,000,000
Arizona: $19,500,000,000
Pennsylvania: $93,000,000
North Carolina: $750,000,000