StaceFace

All I have is honor, a tolerance for pain, a couple of college degrees, and my top notch brain.

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Sitting on the couch cross stitching with Dvořak playing in the background and my cat draped over my legs.

Maybe being single for the rest of my life won’t be so bad.

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@PalmerReport And cue the Etsy cricut recreations 🙄

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@keisha_maree What about my answer of “I haven’t seen it”? Do I need therapy?

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@keisha_maree

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@jesklash …so I’m not actually a millionaire in Dogecoin?

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My mom wanted to watch the live-action Mulan and it is worse than anticipated.

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Walking upstairs with a midnight snack
Mom: Whatcha got?
Me: half a steak, a brownie, 2 apples and a diet Dr Pepper
Mom:
Me: and my period
#GirlProblems

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@jesklash Well maybe you shouldn’t have perked in human pee/where someone wanted to pee! #victimblaming

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@CrankyPharmer :golf clap: I better see you back to get the second one.

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Can I get egg, turkey sausage, and cheese on an everything bagel?
@Brueggers sure thing. Egg. Turkey. Sausage. Cheese. Everything bagel. 🤔

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Obsessively been watching @iilluminaughtii and I love everything...but I really feel the need to at least try to offer my services as a consult for medical information fact checking. If even just for pronunciation clarifications.

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All I want is Italian wedding soup to help my migraine at work and @GiantEagle is closed for this non-federal, purely religious holiday.

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Just watched #AWeekAway on @netflix thinking it would be a funny, satirical teen movie. No. They tried to make a Jesus camp High School Musical & my therapist is going to have trouble undoing this trauma next week.

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@wclvnowplaying knew exactly what I needed was some Dvorak New World Symphony for this drive ❤️❤️

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I love how @JoAnn_Stores gives me a coupon for order online pick up at store, then literally nothing is available for this option even though I 100% saw these things in the store yesterday.

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I love having to sit through a full day training session about a program I’ve been using for 10 years.

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Not only do I have gray hairs, but now it’s starting to fall out at alarming rates. Welcome to my 30s.

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In line at the animal clinic.
The dog owners: here is a business card with Ranger’s genetic breakdown
Me, with my cat: it’s a cat.

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The install guy couldn’t find a central spot to run the wire and set up the new router. So, no @ItsOnATT for me.

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@klutzyqueen I watched them all on YouTube a few years back but it looks like that suggestion fell flat from someone else.

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Me: lays on couch to rest
My Animals trying to get the “good spot” on my boobs: