Sean Driscoll

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

The higher you are in the organization, the less likely you are to have a Slack photo. #facts

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

For how many celebrities and how much money Uber Eats spends on marketing, their ads are absolute garbage.

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

"I just think there's an appetite [in Oakland]. I run into people from Oakland all the time. They want to keep the team and it's just the government up there. It costs money. ... I love the people from Oakland. I think they deserve to have their team." - LV Mayor @Athletics

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

Whenever mail says, “Time Sensitive, Open Immediately” it’s always false.

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

@ybrux Natalie says she’s down.

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

@FriarsHockey 40-8!?

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

@Athletics They probably kept him because otherwise he could publicly comment on what a tire fire the front office is

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

@Raiders Dave Ziegler and Josh McDaniels need to be canned for this Chandler Jones signing. $17M/yr! That’s a top-10 salary for a DE. Absolutely horrendous. Go back to Patriot Place!

[Dancing Astronaut @dancingastro]

Tim Bergling would've been 34 today.

Happy Birthday, Avicii. 1989 - Forever.

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[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

Nothing quite hits like that first time you hit 100 likes. Always chasing that high.

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

When the SAG strike is over one of these movie studios need to have @RufusDuSol do the music for a major motion picture. Would be 🔥! Would make people actually watch Dune 2.

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

@InternetH0F …

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

I need a live look at Bill Walton right now. Something tells me he’s close to the Golden Gate Bridge. #Pac12 #ConferenceofChampions

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

What’s with people at stop signs waving you on with the same urgency and anxiety as if they were on a battlefield!?

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

Shoutout to all my old optometrists for emailing me on my birthday.

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

It’s still wild to me that Nebraska’s tourism slogan is “Nebraska. Honestly, it’s not for everyone.”

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

#RootedInOakland https://t.co/foE6TWoSFp

[Sean Driscoll @SDris]

@RyanGensler Pumped for you, Gens! Best of luck!