BASS 🐟

Giselle ❤️

[BASS 🐟 @Sea_Booty]

Wow, this is my wife

[🇿🇦 Bumfluffski 🇿🇦 @Bumfluffski]

Me: Africa isn't that crazy, we're just like any other place in the world...

Africa:

[BASS 🐟 @Sea_Booty]

*Giselle walks in screaming*

Giselle: “A cat wont leave me alone! It keeps following me!”

Me: “Wow babe! You’re a pussy magnet!”

[BASS 🐟 @Sea_Booty]

San Diego, Ca. > Corpus Christi, Tx.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Fake News Media, in particular the Failing @nytimes, is writing phony and exaggerated accounts of the Border Detention Centers. First of all, people should not be entering our Country illegally, only for us to then have to care for them. We should be allowed to focus on .....

[BASS 🐟 @Sea_Booty]

Giselle thought our puppy was sick, but he just goes into hibernation and wakes up ready to jump around all around the house... 😂

[BASS 🐟 @Sea_Booty]

@Lovegigixxx Sorry boo. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Terminal Lance @TerminalLance]

Friends don’t let friends re-enlist.

[Ryan Sesselman @RyanSesselman]

She’s tough. But she’s worth it

[Derek @derekZavala]

“A fart is the ghost of the food you ate.”

[Steven Garcia @steviegarcia11]

Id rather be tired than broke

[BASS 🐟 @Sea_Booty]

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