dumbledore AU

WHERE THE FUCK IS DOBBY!?

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Im enjoying making those silly videos far to much so im committing to the persona.

5 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@jerrystormskill THIS IS HOW

-50,000 POINTS FROM HUFFLEPUFF

300,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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NOOOO, ALL THE MALFOID TWEETS ARE SLOWING DOWN!

DOBBY, GET THE FUCK OVER HERE! IM FURIOUS! YOURE IN FOR A LONG DAY YOU FUCKING ELF!

500 BEATINGS FOR DOBBY!

-1 MILLION POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN

1 TRILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@jessicaarm9307 @kasmosd1 OH SWEET LORD! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME!

I WILL HAVE TO DO SO AFTER I FINISH MY MUGGLE DAY JOB!

500,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@PolishDeluxe I'VE GOT HIM IN HIS CHAINS LUCIUS! HES STILL A BIT TENDER FROM HIS FIRST 300 THRASHINGS OF THE DAY BUT IM CERTAIN HES GOT ANOTHER FEW HUNDRED IN HIM!

ZIP IT YOU FUCKING HOUSE ELF! YOU'RE NOT FREE, YOU STOLE ONE OF MY SOCKS!

50,000 POINTS TO GRIFFYNDOOR!

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@Tedd_zero IM JUST IN IT FOR MY B PLOT STORYLINE AT THIS POINT!

THE FLOGGINGS OF THAT FUCKING HOUSE ELF SHALL CONTINUE AS SCHEDUELED!

70,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

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@Ganglosaxonnne OUTSTANDING! I CANT WAIT FOR MY REGULAR FLOGGINGS OF THAT SHIT WIT HOUSE ELF DOBBY TO HE CANNON!

3500 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@Rtas224 I DONT JUST SIMPLY BEAT THAT LITTLE FUCK, I FLOG HIM! A THOUSAND LASHES! A HUNDRED HAMMER SWINGS! AND PREVIOUSLY UNSPOKEN FORBIDDEN CURSES!

25,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@trua00 BACK! THE! FUCK! OFF! DOBBYYY!!!

YOU SHANT BE TELLING LUCIUS OF THEIR DATE! I NEED THEM TO GO FURTHER! WATCHING LUCIUS MELTDOWN WILL BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

AND THE FLOGGING YOU'LL RECIEVE FROM HIM, ALL THE HARSHER!

3 MILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@MALiCE2024824 SIMPLE ANSWER? NEVER EVER STEAL A MANS SOCK!

GREASY LITTLE FUCK THOUGHT HE COULD BECOME A FREE ELF!

NOW LUCIUS IS GOING BALISTIC AND THREATENING TO BLOW UP THE QUIDDITCH PITCH! HE WAS ALREADY LIVID AFTER POTTER KISSED MS MALFOID!

3 MILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@DatingSims I WAS UNFAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME MS MALFOID! LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER I SUPPOSE! COME, WE CAN WATERBOARD HIM WHILST SMASHING HIS KNEECAPS!

IN A RARE OCCASION... 5000 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN

AND 20 MILLION TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@imfa46 FUCKFUCKFUCK!!! SHE MET WITH THE AMERICAN WIZARDS! I KNEW I COULDNT TRUST MS MALFOID! SHES ARMING HERSELF WITH POWERS EVEN GREATER THAN THE DARK LORDS!

-50,000 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN

250,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@fear_zh @DatingSims DOBBYS GONNA GET HIS KNEE CAPS BROKEN!

4000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@Nobbie_OCs I'LL HUNT THAT SHRIVELLED TESTICLE LOOKING HOUSE ELF UNTIL I GET MY FUCKING SOCK BACK!!!

3 MILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@_WCS_ I'LL USE ALL MY POWER AND INFLUENCE AS HEAD MASTER OF HOGWARTS TO KEEP IT RUNNING!

POTTER! MALFOID! GET FUCKING!

DOBBY! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! YOU'VE BEEN TO JOYOUS AGAIN!

79,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@DanGuy96 ITS TURNED INTO AN ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE!

NOW, SOMEBODY GET ME MY HAMMER! ITS TIME FOR DOBBYS DAILY BEATING!

25,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@merelyMags ITS A WONDEFUL TREND, BRINGING TOGETHER OUR BEST AND BRIGHTEST ARTISTS, AUTHORS, MUSICIANS AND WIZARDS ALIKE!

ITS A SHAME THERE HASNT BEEN MORE OF ME SMASHING DOBBYS LITTLE HOUSE ELF SKULL!

43,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@kasmosd1 CHADRIC SWAGGERY, ONE OF OUR MOST PROMISING UP AND COMING STUDENTS!

HE'LL MAKE A FINE WIZARD ONE DAY AND CERTAINLY WONT GET HIS SHIT BLASTED!

20,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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THIS GREASY, LITTLE PISS ANT OF A HOUSE ELF DARE RAISE HIS FIST TO ME!

IM GOING TO FRY THIS LITTLE CUNT WITH A CAR BATTERY AND ENOUGH FORBIDDEN CURSES THAT HE'LL LOOK LIKE MORE OF A SHRIVELLED BALLSACK THAN HE ALREADY DOES

75,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@LuciousLyre YOU DARE RAISE A HAND TO ME DOBBY! YOU DARE STRIKE ME WITH YOUR PISS WEAK HOUSE ELF FISTS!

LUCIUS! PREPARE THE CAR BATTERY!

47,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@ZeldaZealot I WATCHED HER KILL THE DARKLORD AND 5 DEATH EATERS WITH A PENCIL!

A FUCKING PENCIL!

35,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

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@das_gefrorene IM ON THE SAME BOAT MY FRIEND! IVE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN A TREND THIS MUCH!

CARE TO JOIN ME AND LUCIUS FOR A DOBBY BASHING SESSION?

23,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!