Zö 🍓

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

The lady of the lake ♱

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

@TLRailUK why have you guys changed the amount of time I was delayed by on my delay repay claim?? I was delayed by over 35 minutes and you’re saying i was only delayed by 15-29 minutes? That’s categorically not true? Give me my proper refund?!

[Daniel Sinnott @Sinnott74]

Shout out to the #bondi beach life guard who, while there was shots being fired and we were all ducking for cover behind their buggy, noticed someone in the water struggling so grabbed a board and went to rescue them

[David Marshall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sausageandeggx]

Well done to this random member of the public who curb stomped one of the bondi beach shooters

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

Turning 30 has proper got me in my head about being alone and loving people that don’t care. Crazy moves in this life

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

Immediately get fucked, male loneliness epidemic confirmed

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

Trying to sort between who you thought someone was and who they’ve shown you they are is genuinely heartbreaking

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

Why do men think a woman saying “I do not want children” is a challenge and not a statement?

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

Whenever I start overthinking my latest breakup, I remember that people physically *laugh* when I show them a picture of him.

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

I am so tired of hearing how people will regret losing me, I just want someone want to keep me back

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

Dying on the hill that if you have to use a joke your ex made on a dating app, you do not have your own humour or personality.

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

Saying fuck it and just booking a tattoo I’ve been contemplating for years and ordering bleach is highlighting where my mental heath is at right now

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

Made the rookie mistake of holding a Nintendo switch game between my lips 🤢

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

@cineworld I just tried to book tickets & it’s taken the money from my account but didn’t seem to register the booking as I’ve received no tickets/confirmation?

[Parkergetajob @parkergetajob]

Charlie Kirk asks what a woman is then shows he doesn’t know a logical definition of a man🤣

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

About once a year I remember the Maze Runner films and rewatch them all in one sitting

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it's very addictive" says the pharmacist, as if we both don't know that I'm picking up a refill of a 30-day prescription on day 56

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

I feel like all my problems would be solved by a cuddle in bed with someone I care about

[Zö 🍓 @Seabz46]

This months Illumicrate is all fucking home runs - absolutely obsessed