SeaCurves

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[SeaCurves @SeaCurves]

Goodnight 🤎✨

[SeaCurves @SeaCurves]

@WestsideLAGuy Your friend is not wrong 🫣

[Nikki @TheNikkiRosa]

Left the kids with their dad & snuck off to eat tacos & drink a beer in peace 😌🌮

[SeaCurves @SeaCurves]

@jupitergrl_ Thats fucking crazy

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

There are a lot more men that need to admit this

[His Cleopatra 🫰 @AdekemiSaliu]

People who are married to kind partners have won in life, both men and women.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Showered , Air on 65°F , Raining outside, Phone on DND , and Stomach Full

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Tom Holland sharing quote “if they love you they will work on themselves. not because you asked. because they refuse to be the reason you leave” wow

[SeaCurves @SeaCurves]

@zarathepirate Now that I’ve had a baby I am convinced when women do that they are insane and need attention

[Zara @zarathepirate]

How the fuck do people have a NEWBORN and a TODDLER at the same time. Thats fucking crazy bro thats legit insane

[SeaCurves @SeaCurves]

That Cob salad will do it EVERY TIME

[Beloved 🕸️🦪 @Be__thebest]

the divorce rate is so high because men still want to live like their fathers did, but women no longer want to suffer like their mothers did

[SeaCurves @SeaCurves]

My baby has a man bun 🥹

[SeaCurves @SeaCurves]

The moms that give away their kids and magically want them back then magically give them away again just to want to be moms again years later. Yall piss me off

[Azia @aziaxdnae]

Wanting sex but needing an emotional connection first while dating in the era of casual hookups is actually hell

[T @TMN3218]

This video funny af.

[Uncle Willie’s Son @Hereforfoolery2]

Nothing like a hot toddy to get you right when you got a cold..

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

2 ppl had sex in the 90’s that don’t even like each other nomo & now I got bills

[SeaCurves @SeaCurves]

Order up. Southwest salad for the win

[Jasiah Adler @JasiahJumps3]

This woman cheated on her husband with me.
This is why I tell men not to trust women.

[SeaCurves @SeaCurves]

Does anyone know if savage is going to have the holiday pajama sets this year?