D-Man the Seaman

English and Classics student, enjoys tabletop games and taking pictures of my dog

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

pov: you have a date with paul giamatti as john adams

[Vivian @suchnerve]

So there’s this show from the 90s about a shopping mall in space, and it’s the best TV series of all time

[kelly 🦐 @rrroooiiirrr]

she looks like Mr. burns

[D-Man the Seaman @SeamanDman]

It's because I'm getting older.

[౨ৎ @novaicedlatte]

there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

classic dad move

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

The only good thing that’s happened on my For You page is suddenly half of the tweets are about ice war on Europa

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

I appreciate seagulls. They are not noble but I will stick up for seagulls. The shore should be a lively place full of thieves.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This is unfortunately the cost of being part of the War on Info

[Found Footage Fest @foundfootage]

24 years ago today, our pal Rick and his roommates held a garage sale in Denton, Texas, where prices were determined by a mysterious figure called the Pricemaster. Everything was for sale but nothing was sold. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.

[The Final Scorpio 💌 @girlbosskenroy]

WOODY ALLEN IT SHOULDVE BEEN YOU

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

no one has ever understood the world like david lynch did. how lucky we are that he showed us what he saw https://t.co/7Qy1MKfZzl

[Ro 🦘 @superstar1roro]

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

[🫧🎪J⚙️DIE 𝐁✂️𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃🎪🫧 @OwlLunch]

i never ever get tired of this video its so masterfully done all thes eyears later

[Billy @_billyreid]

Well it’s better than him disliking you that’s for damn sure

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

NEW: Taped message from Jimmy Carter announces "global treasure hunt," to "find the treasure of Jimmy Carter"

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

watching old Beatles concerts is so fascinating it's four guys shaped like suits going plinky plonky lemme love you girlie oh yeah and then it cuts to the audience and there's a girl having the most intense spiritual experience of her life