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@str8zangerous Cereal is soup

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I need a haircut

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@ChevyReed14 Ya, people sleep on that one.

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The 2005 Masters tournament was a doozy. #QuarantineLife

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This quarantine hs me feeling like Bill Murray in “groundhog’s day”

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@SwaggyReid I would ask them to increase my chances with all these idiots sticking up on tp. Your boy needs to shit without the fear of not being able to wipe

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Fury by a billion

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Impeach Manfred

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@SwaggyReid Lmao everyone tells me this shit

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@SwaggyReid Mad important, bro!

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Actual convo of 2 bro’s at Old Chicago:

Bro 1: bro that work out was so hard.

Bro 2: I know bro, but we looked so swole right after. If we keep doing these workouts we’ll be able to get whoever we want.

Bro 1: big facts bro

#bros

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@SwaggyReid You wish ugly

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Dudes who drink red wine during the day are either serial killers or going through some weird shit.

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Nothing makes me more proud of Chief, than when he absolutely manhandles another dog playing. #prouddogdad

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@ChevyReed14 Holy Christ bud, no shit. Clearly my tweet was sarcastic. I saw a crazy wacko of a man do this at my apartment building

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Turns out, you’re suppose to pick up dog poop with your bare hand and then put it in the bag. #feellikeanidiot

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@BFrank_1221 Fuck the Yankees. M’s baby

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Me when crush acknowledges my existence

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Phone cases are like condoms. Highly recommended but not mandatory.