Sean Shank

Professional Writer, Comedian and Cartoonist, Public Speaker and sometimes Political Commentator

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They have ROUS's in #Rio. Rio = Fireswamp.

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It's funny to me how the #Olympic committee gets all judgy about athletes and doping saying they 'corrupt the games' ...hypocrites much?

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Overheard at perfume counter: I want to smell like a lady but I have a whore's budget.

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Had the opportunity to yell at a British pro wrestler tonight, "Hey, #Brexit out of that hold!!"

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#Bernie supporters are crying #votersuppression and fraud in the #DNC. When republicans did it last election, they were called crazy.

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You know you're out of shape when you look at #dadbod as a goal

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Show about the KKK on #HistoryChannel. Why do they look like either cancer patients or Cliff from Cheers?

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@DrGrins @LaughFest I LOVE THIS FEST! GREATEST.CAUSE.EVER!

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.@SeanComic doing a bang up job at the @LaughFest community showcase.

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Chappaquiddick was the original hit it and forget it

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In this day and age of cell phones, you can just ignore the call of #Cthulhu

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With all of the missles lobbed at the sea, some fisherman must have really pissed off Li'l Kim Jong Un #NorthKorea

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Love all the pythons but this encompasses two of my faves @EricIdle and @JohnCleese https://t.co/R2pJAp8Qgt

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The general stupidity of the masses on #Facebook when it comes to #politics is completely staggering.

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@REIGNTESSABENZ well damn :)

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@chickmcgee1 shouldn't it be 'Clunt'?

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Why isn't front actually spelled "frunt"? Front seems like it should be pronounced Fr-owe-nt. Can't call someone a "cont" #wordsmatter

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AC/DC: Who made who? ME: Dr. Seuss

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What do you use with #Batman shampoo? Conditioner Gordon. #dadjokes