Spookykdla

I like biscuits.
He/Him/biscuits.

[Spookykdla @SeanKDLA]

Register at https://t.co/8J9e78yp7U

It'll take you 5 minutes and a trip to the postbox.

You might not have to do anything else, or you could save someone's life.

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Tomorrow morning I’ll be on @GMB and lots of radio explaining why you all need to go to https://t.co/3O1rjjbNtS and register to become a blood stem cell donor.

[Surl of the Burl @il_castrato]

Two weeks, $100,000.

Zero actors, zero crew.

One dream, one suite--Higgsfield AI.

Hollywood is cooked.

[Spookykdla @SeanKDLA]

@RichRedVoices Not one word about Noel Clarke being stitched up by the system..... Funny that.

[Stephen A Russell 🌈 @SARussellwords]

Some Sunday reads, starting with a chat with Boots Riley about the brilliant I Love Boosters https://t.co/NIf6x1LdxX

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

#simpleas #legend #properlad

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

Serious question, Matthew.
A brain dead patient is on a ventilator. He will never recover. When the machine turns off, he dies.
The only thing that can keep it on for 5 more hours is your left testicle.
Will you trade your left testicle for that man to have 5 more hours?

[Spookykdla @SeanKDLA]

When @barneyfarmer starts to leak into reality

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

we’re remaking harry potter dude. it’s all just the same except worse. and it’s way longer cos everyone who gives a shit is now 40. and the parents who’ve signed their kids up to star are knowingly condoning bigotry. it’s going to be lit. actually the lighting is not as good now,

[aaron ꕤ @imhaaron]

dad kinda chewed with that im sorry

[jessica pseudonym @mealdealtruther]

Imagine if ‘jaywalking’ was the other way around, a crime in the UK and a foreign concept in the US. A billion “do you have a loicence for that walk” ‘jokes’

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

Deleting it like it's malware

[Spookykdla @SeanKDLA]

@barneyfarmer Ivor Beecham.
Caught a pigeon outside the bus stop and bit it's head off*.

*My nan told me

[barney farmer @barneyfarmer]

Named tramps.

[AEW on TV @AEWonTV]

AUSTIN CREED HIT A F***ING POWERGLOVE SHORYKEN IN REAL LIFE ON PPV!

#AEWFullGear is LIVE on HBO Max PPV

[Spookykdla @SeanKDLA]

@heathcliff_184 Pete Townshend huh? Maybe that was a suggestion from Andrew.

[Spookykdla @SeanKDLA]

Fuckin *hated* that second Barca match. 80 minutes of expecting them to score an away goal.

[😎 @chrismane__]

UCL 2008

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Buying this for someone you fucking hate

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

The family

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

got fired from being a paramedic for saying “defribillator? uhh seems like we should defribill-NOW lmao”
anyway guy died and the blood on my hands will render my soul too unclean to enter the gates of His kingdom.