Sean Kelly

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

Those who say men and women's brains are different are often accused of sexism.

But @sentientist says: "saying that men and women have different aptitudes isn't sexism. It's actually a statement about the true nature of the world."

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@JimGaffigan Tip for allergy suffers. Pollen highest in morning and evening.Take at bed time so your meds are on board when you wake.Take before symptoms

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@JimGaffigan It must be the aioli...that must somehow make it fancy. This must be a common core math problem I just don't understand.

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@Espngreeny You're trolling aren't you. Nice try....

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@Coach_Keith44 the perfect trifecta....can't believe we live in a time where that's possible all in one day. America!!!

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@DurrantMark Ha!! So funny. oh so bold with your tweets aren't you. Betcha she doesn't follow you on twitter.

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@DurrantMark you telling me Strat lets you swear at home? I don't think so.

[Mark Durrant @DurrantMark]

Dear Meryl:

We choose football.

Signed, Everyone

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

Alabama players consistently dive on players already on the ground. Refs say nothing. Drives me nuts. #CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

Let's go @ClemsonFB , beat @AlabamaFTBL Bama is starting to think they are as dominant as @UConnWBB #ncaa #CFBPlayoff #espn

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@JimGaffigan Want to grab a sandwich and talk about it?

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@CBSRadioNews absolutely disgusting. You just presented the opposite off the truth intentionally. #hatecreator #fakenews

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I don’t make New Year’s Resolutions, I make New Year’s Vague Declarations Of Semi-Intent.

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@NFLonCBS Go Utes!

[Dave Zangaro @DZangaroNBCS]

Ohio State should thank Mariah Carey. They no longer have the worst performance of the night.

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@abc7newsbayarea hi there

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

@abc7newsbayarea what's with the helicopter over PacHeights? Russian Consulate?

[ESPN @espn]

LaVell Edwards, the legendary coach who led BYU football for 29 yrs and won the 1984 national title, has died at 86: https://t.co/ekLo1Cergo

[Sean Kelly @SeanKelly30]

That sign is above the urinals at Levi stadium. Is that the best reason to not drink from the urinals? #roughseason #49ers #espn #nfl