Sean-Michael McGee

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

#misterjames #music

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

@GrantCatton I’ll admit….. I ask for my fries and coleslaw on the side. Can we not have a MESS please?

[W. Scott Hanna @wscotthanna]

My debut collection of poems _The Only House on the Left_ is now available from Kelsay Books and Amazon and in-person. See my website https://t.co/lMpAgAOpR0 for more details. Book launch at The Urban Collective in Wheeling on Februrary 14th.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

There is no possible way to look cool eating a cupcake. Not a shot in hell.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

I’m sorry, but I don’t understand how people can take care of white clothes.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

I put salt on pepper and pepper on salt.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

@GrantCatton I had a blue Led Zeppelin baseball tee with black sleeves. Bought it in Venice Beach, loved that shirt, might have been my favorite. You wanna tell me where the fuck it is GRANT?

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

@GrantCatton Anyone who steals pecans is a pecon man.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

None of these missions were ever impossible because Tom Cruise was Tom Cruise-ing.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

My only thing with poetry is, “What the fuck are you talking about?”

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

The term “landlord” seems a bit much.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

I only listen to Slipknot through Teddy Ruxpin.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

Gotta have my Pops.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

Jane Stone Cold Steve Austen.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

I said, “What about, dinner at Tiffany’s.”

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

I really appreciate it when people say,
“Long story short.”

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

I vote NO on breakfast in bed. A bedroom is no place for the smell of bacon and eggs, or crumbs.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

You can pencil me in…but you better not use pen. 😉

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

CHECK YOUR POCKETS BEFORE YOU WASH CLOTHES. I’m an advocate for saving our chapsticks.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

If you aren't paying attention at a red light and someone honks, likely your reaction is, "Alright! Relax."
If you are Behind someone not paying attention and you honk, likely your reaction is, "Fucking GO!"

You see? It always depends on what side of the situation you are.

[Sean-Michael McGee @seanmichaelM]

The woman in front of me at airport security asked if I could hand her another tote. I said, “totally.” She wasn’t as enthused as I was.