Seann

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Yes who could’ve popularized the idea that @elonmusk destroyed USAID

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Free him

[Ted Nguyen @FB_FilmAnalysis]

I just found my new favorite wrestler. Sorry, Undertaker.

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter

[Enemabag Jones @damnfoodcourt]

Since I stopped working in the music industry, I can now safely think about the funny low points. For example, one time my bar had a sold out show with 110 people on a Saturday night and our cashout was less than $200.

[richard @richard_normal]

my name is rokos basilisk and i’m making artificial intelligence that you put on your body

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

my coworker is a frontend dev, insanely cracked, i was looking at the timeline and saw this website. i sent it to him and asked what it could cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer...

"we can't, we don't know how to do it"

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this place is a fucking prison

[Larus (Ven) ➡️ the Hadopelagic Zone 🍉 @NeonTetraploid]

i've had this idea bouncing around in my head for a while now

[໊ @sonohoor]

not to be dramatic but when i accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

[laს გr🤗wn იeet @LabGrownNeet]

The optimal life is simple for girls. One pregnancy a year, starting at puberty. Living with parents means offloading care duties. Assuming twins/triplets, that's a dozen kids by the time for college. Graduate in 3 years while leetcoding. Get a job at big tech. Then transition to being a man. Transition *after* being hired, but *before* starting work. Very important to get the order right. Take the signing bonus and buy a house in detroit. Store kids/nannies there. After 2 years, start looking for a remote job. Offload the actual labor to your first born. Other kids watch/learn. All work as they age into prime coding years (10ish). After 5 years, you have 12 experienced coders and $3 million in savings. Everyone's expecting you to use that capital to found a startup with your kids as the labor. No. You're a maverick. You buy a commercial barge with a marine loan. 3 million down payment gets you a solid 15 mil tank barge with living accommodations. Kids continue working remotely via starlink. You form rationalist fleet and smuggle oil for Russia. On your 30th birthday you "die" at sea. Your 2 dozen grandkids put on a show crying. The fbi ends its investigation.

[emily 🍁 @nightmqnmac]

john turturro you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they’ll kill you.

[OfflineTV @OfflineTV]

Michael Reeves at 23 yo

[ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ @Grxit]

Barron has 900 hours in PoE2 and is disgusted to have to sit next to someone like Elon.

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

if you’re a young right wing man please just be honest with yourself in the coming years

it’s ok to cry and also bench 225 and do bjj and give a shit about people who are different from you, you can have it all i promise, it’s not gay or feminine it’s all in your head

[goosewin @Goosewin]

become ungovernable

[Bilbo Baggins @Jbanklestankle1]

Paul looks stunning