Sean Hallam 🌿

⚽Tamworth, Lincoln City
😺Owner of Deedee Fluffyknickers, world's prissiest cat.
🌍 @TheGreenParty member

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

Rishi Sunak's determination to STOP THE BOATS is starting to mirror Dick Dastardly's attempts to STOP THE PIGEON, with comparable results.

#ToryChaos
#ToryGaslighting
#Sunakered

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

@EmperorJoules @RachelReevesMP @DS03d33 Bit much! Can't I just vote for him?

[Just me — Thomas @TomSoede]

A week in the life of Lee Anderson

Starts the week filming himself walking around town pointing at homeless people for content, acting like he’s discovered poverty personally while somehow still missing every reason it exists.

Monday: Wakes up furious about something he hasn’t read yet. Goes on GB News to explain Britain was better when chips came in newspaper and nobody had feelings. Later shares that infamous “bacon bum” picture online like it’s the height of political commentary, seemingly more interested in winding people up and stoking division against Muslims than saying anything remotely useful.

Tuesday: Visits a food bank. Says it proves community spirit is alive and well, while carefully avoiding the question why the food bank needs to exist. Later spends 45 minutes in frantic phone calls with Nigel Farage trying to decide which post he should put on X, before finally posting: “The left hate Britain because I had beans on toast for breakfast. Sad!”

Wednesday: Announces common sense has been cancelled. Nobody knows by who. Possibly tofu. Writes another strongly worded letter to the government demanding action on whatever made him angry that morning. Receives absolutely no reply.

Thursday: Blames net zero for the weather, immigration for potholes, and Labour for the fact his Greggs sausage roll was lukewarm.

Friday: Gives a speech about hard work from a taxpayer-funded office, then says people on benefits should “just graft more”. Mentions he’s still waiting to hear back about his letter.

Saturday: Posts a photo of a full English breakfast with the caption: “This is British culture.” Blocks 400 people before lunch. Then backs some grifter called Robert Kenyon, because apparently “common sense politics” now means falling for anyone with a webcam, a PayPal link and a persecution complex.

Sunday: Says he’s being silenced on his national TV show, newspaper column, radio interview and 9 separate social media accounts. Writes yet another letter to the government and immediately complains they’re ignoring him again.

Then, after a full week of telling everyone else to tighten their belts, we discover the “man of the people” — elected as a Conservative MP, later reinvented as a Reform MP — claimed £264,074 in parliamentary costs in 2024/25, around £39k above the published MP average.

That’s £723 a day, every single day of the year.

Not illegal. Not even top of the league. Just very funny from a man whose entire brand is telling everyone else to live on “common sense” and graft harder.

Another hard week defending ordinary people from the elite — mainly by shouting at them, reposting rage-bait from anonymous accounts with Union Jack profile pictures, pretending every criticism is an attack on free speech, platforming chancers, mistaking outrage for policy.

Common sense, taxpayer-funded edition.

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

@RupaHuq It's not the Green Party's fault that Labour is a complete shitshow and haemorrhaging voters ���
You did this to yourselves. Thd Labour NEC has told their councillors not to make deals with the Green Party, so why are you asking them for help?

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

You have to feel for those Chelsea fans marching with a banner on the way to the Cup final because their club, the current world champions and European trophy holders, is just so crap and not winning titles every year like they used to. It's just not fair.
#FACup
#CheMan

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

Labour kicking out Starmer and replacing him with Streeting is somewhat equivalent to your parents getting you a new goldfish and swapping it for the dead one before you get home from school.

[Sharon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @K4rmaRules]

@SteveReedMP You don't know what we want, you never asked. All you did was talk over us. We want Israel out of Labour and Labour out of Israel. You need to resign because of the part you played in the McSweeney scandal. Starmer and the current cabinet has to go. Stop punishing disabled.

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

Let York City Have Their Bus Parade — They've Earned It - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/uFDWmSPXsw via @UKChange

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

The lovely staff at @Starbucks in Hull have drawn a super picture of a dog foetus in the froth of my flat white.
☕️

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

People named Christopher who choose to go by 'Topher' can fuck right off. Pretentious twats.

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

I'm guessing this was meant to read 'BORED of PEACE'.
#Iran

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

@LorenaVictory12 @SamCKx @TRobinsonNewEra My nation, like yours, is being destroyed from within by fascism. Anyone who supports or aligns themselves with fascism is doing so in contradiction to their religion and its teaching. I myself have no religion. I have no issue with anyone who does, whichever one they follow.

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

@LorenaVictory12 @SamCKx @TRobinsonNewEra

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

@floboflo Mou're

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

If it had been a 4x4 BMW it would have parked itself across two bays.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Some women get out of the car and head to a bar, leaving the car to park itself

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

@Milito177 Why don't we just put a jug at either end for the gravy.

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

@thisisyourparty Come on Barbie, let's go Party

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

@stevuck @Number10cat @IainDale Did you really just ask Larry the Downing Street cat, whose username is @Number10cat, his address?

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

Fucking brass neck on this hypocritical piece of shit has been shined to a fucking sparkle with Duraglit.

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

Every asylum hotel could be closed quickly if Keir Starmer had the backbone to take difficult decisions.

Only the @Conservatives have a serious plan to:
- Leave the ECHR
- Establish a third country deterrent like Rwanda
- Create a Removals Force
- Deport every illegal arrival within a week

Only by having a real plan and the team to deliver that plan, will we ever get a grip on the immigration system and end asylum hotels once and for all.

[Sean Hallam 🌿 @Seanoftheshed]

@RobertJenrick @Telegraph I'd rather guide me stepdad into me mum.