Sean Ryan

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

In retrospect, the second burrito may have been a bit overkill

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

if movie theater popcorn dinner is wrong, then baby, i don’t wanna be right

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

I have a special level of disdain that I reserve for the various political grift twitter accounts that end every tweet with the phrase “let that sink in”

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

I’ve never been dying of dehydration in a hot desert and seen a distant oasis, but I have been hungover in an airport and seen a Chilis sign at the end of the terminal. I imagine it’s a similar vibe.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

The SodFather will not see Heaven!!

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Brady calling the game where the GOAT debate door slammed shut is next level stuff.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

@NFLOfficiating you will never beat the allegations.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Joe Biden has signed with Hollywood talent agency CAA.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

God bless anyone who’s sitting outside in the rain in December to watch this godawful Bears team.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

@jazzypianoman They could have fired him after any of the last 3 insane losses, crazy it took this long

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

I’m now suspicious that this man’s trying to get fired.

[Courtney Cronin @CourtneyRCronin]

Matt Eberflus on having the game end by time expiring/not using a timeout before the eventual final play: “I think we handled it the right way. … It didn’t work out the way we wanted to.”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Philadelphia sports exist to see how far you can push a human being before they break.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

Hanging out with younger friends and made a reference to the purple Heinz ketchup from the early 2000’s and they were all looking at me like this

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

I mean this is grounds for a major boycott, no?

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

I feel like it’s not an exaggeration to say this is one of the most shocking product changes in the history of food & beverage.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

Bill Pullman as President Thomas J. Whitmore is first and foremost on the Mount Rushmore of fictional presidents.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

They should make Roger Goodell sign every check personally

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

BREAKING: The NFL has been ordered to pay fans $4.7 billion in damages as a result of its Sunday Ticket antitrust trial.

And since antitrust cases can triple damages, the actual number is over $14 billion.

That's thousands of dollars per household.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

Cash Cab was the best game show ever made.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

@rafstitt I’m going to write strongly worded letters until Armageddon (1998) is recognized for its contributions to society.

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

@NicholasVergos @TheBoysTV We are so back

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Inside The NBA will end like Of Mice and Men, except it’s Shaq saying “tell me about those San Antonio women, Chuck.”

[Sean Ryan @SeanRyan52]

Knicks fans: