Sean Cross

[Sean Cross @Seanycross]

*passing this bad boy on the way to Inverness*

My Brain

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Me - “There’s the cloud factory”

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

The ADHD dream career is being a highly paid consultant who swoops in, solves a complex crisis with a chaotic stroke of genius, and immediately exits before having to fill out the timesheets.

[Sean Cross @Seanycross]

All these gadgets and still no fucking indicators

[Jan Voss 🐿 @janvoss]

Absolut beste Erfindung seit Erfindung des Autos.

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

"add me on snapchat" i am thirty fucking two.. i will add you to my fucking rolodex, sport

[S.ads @diiy_ah]

If 5p bags were introduced to reduce plastic waste, why am I paying 15p for a paper bag

[Rosa Zambonini @RosaZambonini]

Would you support Celtic in European champions league semi final? Asking for a pal

[Albannach @SaorAlbannach]

Any England fan that supports Spain on Sunday is insulting the memory of the 70,000 Englishmen who fell in the war against Hapsburg Spain between 1585-1604.

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

She's turned the Kanes against us

[Sean Cross @Seanycross]

New Eminem Album, a Labour Government and rumors of a new LOTR movie. If it wasn't for this creaky knee I'd think it was the 90s again.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.

[Mhairi Black 🏳️‍🌈 @MhairiBlack]

With the Greens now having the same number of seats as Reform, the UK media should provide them the same platform and level of coverage as Farage’s ilk. Will it happen though? #GE24

[Lawrinho @Lawrinho]

@MikeHolden42 @supertanskiii Or they’ve gone to meet Michael!

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

HAHAHAHAHAAA

[Ed Acteson @Ed_Acteson]

#GeneralElection2024

[Sean Cross @Seanycross]

Steve Baker having a melt down on Sky News is peak election night. #GeneralElections2024

[Sean Cross @Seanycross]

Me "I need to clean the house and be an adult today"

My ADHD Brain "We should learn everything there is to know about the Black Caiman for absolutely no fucking reason"

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Perhaps no need to ban private schools after all.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are rumors. that someone came down the chimney last night. this is preposterous. i would have lost my mind

[Rodney @rodneyote]

Give me this thing and you'll see autism like you've never seen before from me

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

On the bright side, soon the seas will rise to consume us