Byron used to win fielding awards and won an MVP award based on his speed. Now, he can barely do three minutes of waddling on the treadmill without feeling like he's gonna pass out. And the team's STILL going to pay him hundreds of millions...
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Really like the developments in tabletop for how to bad end my character when his career is over. It's going from "end of Uncut Gems" to "that but ALSO he could be a permablimp."
Tabletop update: To avoid his pursuers, my character moved out of his house to live in a monster's dungeon (an abandoned sports stadium) in exchange for being almost permainflated to varying degrees depending on the day.
@PUPC0DED It's gotta be one sick puppy to still enjoy its ruined body this much. It's being bought out and domesticated to turn into a mound of fat and excess.