Sea Point Guy

Stud of Sea Point , 6foot+ , CFA, hinge activist , sports guy, fan of classic film , Uber Eatser, honorary member of the Jewish comm.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Whats a good Roi per a like on hinge?

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Plenty of men have lost their dream women. One more wont make a difference. Let it go champ.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

At the best of times I tend to see myself as a dog of war

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Its not about being the best looking guy in the room, its about being in the room.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

You can pretty much hinge your way out of anything

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Its about to go off

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Whole lot of shmucks with pick me energy , will be ruining everyones cape town sundays tomorrow, with there gels, leotards & strava stories

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Yesssss we get it Afrika burners…

“you have finally found yourself, ain’t nothin quite like it”

just u in ur grans fishnet stockings & moms roleplay cowboy hat bartering ur commodities for a wors rolls made by some naked, acid injected freak.

Take a shower, see you Monday.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

As a man , your hairdresser should either be a woman or a gay man.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Every bull needs its cowboy.
Are you the bull or the cowboy.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Promise you droog, if your work uniform includes a collared T shirt, you should not tuck it into your denim jeans. You shouldn’t actually work at a place that permits a collared t shirt as official uniform but thats a debate for another day.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Anyone who tells you they live in JHB for the money, does not have money.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Still a thing, its powerband gate all over again.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Cost benefit analysis of wearing tape on your nose ?
Benefits : 0
Cost : look like an idiot

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Dont ever rock up to a business meeting with a backpack.
You look like the IT guy.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Can you imagine being trapped in a relationship where your SO asks to do a couples photo shoot ?

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

I can sniff december.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Just woke up from an absolute bender. Nice to see the marathon is over & the roads are clear. Time for me to get back on the streets.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Oh theres a new smash burger place in Cape Town ? Give it a rest boys, it is getting cringe now.

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Drink tea
Clap when plane lands
Jump in pool & hold nose
Flex in a photo
Post strata runs
Dress up like peaky blinders

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Own a cat

[Sea Point Guy @SeapointguyCT]

Chicks with sweet perfume & oversized earrings 🤢