⚠️ LA RIGOLADE DU JOUR ⚠️
Jaloux du succès du canon français, les gauchistes répliquent en organisant leurs propres banquets.
Au menu : pâtes antifascistes (sic), vin halal et gazon frais avec avoine en seaux pour les plats.
Quelle bidonade avec ces timbrés punaise 😂😂
🚨🐔En Isère, une habitante avait attaqué ses voisins en justice à cause du chant de leur coq réclamant 4.500 euros et le départ de l’animal. La justice a finalement rejeté sa demande, estimant que le coq ne représentait pas une nuisance sonore.
La voisine a été condamnée à verser 2.000 euros pour préjudice moral et 1.500 euros de frais de justice aux propriétaires du coq. L’affaire avait suscité un large soutien populaire avec plus de 33.000 signatures recueillies pour le défendre.
En vrai c'est une honte le débat en France sur les cryptos ca devrait être est ce qu'il faut mettre 10 ans ou 20 ans comme peine plancher pour les kidnappers
Pas de savoir si on doit déclarer ou pas 5000 euros de wallet
N'importe quel politicien qui parle de crypto sans évoquer ce sujet est un guignol
Spoiler : Ils le sont quasiment tous
Le jeu PlayStation de 1997 "Le Monde Perdu : Jurassic Park" propose une vidéo de fin secrète avec Jeff Goldblum, qui se déclenche après avoir terminé le jeu.
Dans ce message improvisé, Goldblum dit au joueur d'éteindre le jeu, de sortir, de faire une promenade et de prendre un peu d'air frais.
A German walks into a bar and orders a fancy beer.
The bartender tells him : "100 euros!"
The German is shocked - "100 euros? yesterday it was only 10 euros !"
"Well, today it is 100 euros."
- "But why 100, damn it?"
Bar tender : "I'll explain it,
-10 euros is the beer,
-10 to help Iran
-20 Euros assistance to Gulf countries
-20 euros in aid to the UAE.
-Then 30 euros are for Israel
finally, 10 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and fund to help maintain sanctions!"
The German silently with internal anger took out the money and gave the bartender 100 euros.
The bartender took them, entered in the cash register and gave him 10 euros back.
German in disbelief : "Wait, you said 100 euros, right ? I gave you 100, why are you giving me back 10 euros?"
".....There is no beer."
😂😂😂
World is in Distress..
In 2004, LEGO was on the brink of bankruptcy.
A $230 million loss the year before. Global sales had fallen 29% in a year.
The board brought in a 34-year-old to save it.
His first move was not a strategy deck. It was something most CEOs would never do.
The Police once raided a warehouse and found 3,800 PlayStations running FIFA
Ukraine's security service raided a warehouse in Vinnytsia expecting to find a crypto mining farm
Instead they found PS4 consoles stacked on racks from floor to ceiling
Every single one was running FIFA 21 on autopilot, farming Ultimate Team coins 24 hours a day to sell on the black market
The operation was stealing $259,000 a month in electricity and causing power blackouts across the entire city
The consoles alone were worth $1.5 million
EA makes $1.6 billion a year from Ultimate Team
The FIFA coin black market is worth over $200 million a year
At black market rates, 3,800 consoles farming coins 24/7 could pull in $3 to $5 million a year
Around the same time an actual EA employee got caught selling rare Ultimate Team cards for $1,000 each on the side
Even the people who made the game were running the same hustle
The Shawshank Redemption flopped in theaters, $16 million worldwide on a $25 million budget, opening weekend just $727,000 in 1994, it disappeared almost immediately.
It lost all seven Oscar nominations to Forrest Gump, no awards, no box office, the studio labeled it a failure and the director walked away devastated.
Then something quiet started happening, VHS rentals, cable reruns, someone watching it alone on a Tuesday night and calling a friend the next morning.
People who watched it told their friends, their friends told more people, it spread slowly, one recommendation at a time, no marketing push just genuine word of mouth.
By 2008 it reached number one on IMDb, the audience voted it the greatest film ever made and it has stayed there ever since.
It took 14 years to get there, a box office bomb turned into the highest rated film in history, built entirely by viewers long after the studio had already moved on.
I built https://t.co/R1jAMUfNTv — a free public database for American citizens who deserve safer communities.
You can track which judges released defendants who then got rearrested, skipped court, or violated their release conditions. All public records. All free.
I started with Orange County FL and will be expanding to all 67 Florida counties and eventually every state in the country. This first batch of info is from 2024 and since public reports are released in March/April for the previous year, data is behind. But I wanted to see if this is plausible. After adding 2024,I'll add 2025 and then figure out how to get real-time-data uploaded.
It's in beta — would love to know what you think 👇
Numbers don't lie, but criminals do.
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