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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Despite change of manager, Liverpool stance on Alisson is not expected to change.

#LFC management see the Brazilian GK as untouchable this summer. ❌

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

@MaxOrmerod Get in the dust bin max

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once gave up wanking for Lent. Was tough but worth it: when I finally let go on Easter Day it felt amazing. Could have blasted a boulder out the way with it too.

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

If #Chelsea end up in administration, they will receive a nine point penalty.

[via @draper_rob]

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

@MaxOrmerod no never wrong my friend. They call me Seb the clairvoyant

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

@MaxOrmerod believe in Fulham not reaching the playoffs again?

[Max @MaxOrmerod]

Can I start to believe yet? #FFC #coyw #daretodream

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

Who's the guy on the right? #BBCNFL

[Football Tweets @FutballTweets]

Find someone who will hug you like Thiago hugs Neuer..

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

Congrats Leicester. If any Leicester player needs a bj. Message me

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

YES! If Leicester win the @premierleague I'll do the first MOTD of next season in just my undies.

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

I really don't like Chelsea. But I love them for beating spurs @SpursOfficial

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Just pulled off the best #AprilFools joke ever. I told Adam Bogdan that training had been cancelled, it was so funny.

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

@kimmy_nichol yeah I'm booking flights now👍👍👍👍👍

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

Holy shit. Just won £100k on a scratchcard 😱😱😱😱😱

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

Well West Ham are through

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Just had a good chat with Firmino on the team-coach. We both agreed it would be good to reach a final in our first season at Liverpool.

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

Just think if Brendan Rodgers was the manager of the England national team @DeludedBrendan

[Seb @Sebbdunn]

I never can get wifi in my room but as soon as I take a step out of my door I get 3 bars 😑