Seb Scothorn

Once a bad goalkeeper and once a bad rugby player. Currently a lead dev in Bristol. Still shit at football.

[Seb Scothorn @SebJS74]

@Leadmill @Frazer_UK you know it makes sense

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@Liam_Fountain Never guess who he saw in birdwell

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@LuxAete53115345 @BarnsleyFC Weird way of saying ‘the keeper dived trying to get the player booked and waste more time, and failed’

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@Liam_Fountain @KieranBarrett96 Reckon McBurnie’s gotta be up there, even if it was only short term

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@EmilyAsquith_ @decobanduk Correct decision

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@Liam_Fountain

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@FBAwayDays Don’t have a fucking all seating stadium then you morons. No wonder the atmosphere’s shit when everyone’s sat down

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@StephenG4242 @DonutOperator It’s crazy to me that the cop uniforms don’t have hi vis elements built into them. The cops flashlights won’t massively help the driver see the officers, but hi vis certainly would give the driver more than enough time to see them and slow down

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@Liam_Fountain Nope, definitely didn’t

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@Liam_Fountain Take Elton over that any day

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@BarnsleyFC @KidSuper @pumafootball What the fucking hell is that 😂😂😂

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@BarnsleyFC Can’t blame him, all the best

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@Liam_Fountain Most skillful and composed sure, most tactically astute is probably a stretch. A lot of our defenders have been brilliant tactically, ie Terry and Ferdinand being part of some super tight defences

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@Liam_Fountain Mustang Sally, really gone off it in recent years

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We've found Michelle Mone's yacht

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@EmilyAsquith_ @Liam_Fountain Give me Thin Lizzy any day of the week

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@EmilyAsquith_ @Liam_Fountain If the players came out of the tunnel at exactly this moment https://t.co/oRUrdArwOW I’d be able to ignore the fact it’s shit. But they don’t, so I can’t.

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@Liam_Fountain Missed the s at the end