Seb

it’s only my third day out here ion know

[Seb @SebSarno]

Man I know these people are smarter than me, but how the FUCK do you hide $21B in loans for so long?

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The Wall Street Journal is now reporting that federal prosecutors are investigating whether Mark Walter committed fraud by using intermediaries to redirect customer funds back to himself without disclosing the loans as related party transactions.

[Seb @SebSarno]

@GoDoggers @GuardsJoey The crime would be the part where the owner(s) is funneling life insurance premium money from an "unassociated" insurance company (that he owns) as a means of funding the team and thus creating a closed loop to write off debt and say "no Mr MLB, we don't have any TV revenue"

[Seb @SebSarno]

@Jared_Carrabis @byrdwatchgolf Well if you take away all the context that makes Jake look bad (most of it) then you look bad Jared, don't you see?

Why didn't you pay your coworker even though nobody else was getting paid and there was literally no company to be paid from? Silly goose.

[Seb @SebSarno]

@Steve_Perrault They might fund Skubals contract next year just on the amount of vodka lemmy's I crank out of these this summer

[Seb @SebSarno]

@PokemonNOTIE Should I rejoin if I have a 10 hour wait time lol?

[Seb @SebSarno]

@Ballknower3350 He's perennially a top 5 player in the MLS. What exactly do you want him to do when the team around him is not up to standard? Fans like you just want empty words to stroke your shitty opinions. What exactly are you blaming him for? Not being Messi?

[Seb @SebSarno]

@Jared_Carrabis Yeah it's your fault Jared, if you do better all the players will sign here

[Seb @SebSarno]

@tylermilliken_ when is the S10 meetup at the 99 where we just show up to drink and sulk about Bregman

[Seb @SebSarno]

Sox cheapness is getting so bad that I'm beginning to fear for Wally's employment

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

The Red Sox final offer for Alex Bregman was at $165 MM in guaranteed money with significant deferrals, a deal worth $2 million less in average annual value than what Chicago gave Bregman, per @Sean_McAdam.

[Seb @SebSarno]

@SPAC_zilla Got it, much appreciated

[Seb @SebSarno]

@Jared_Carrabis @_kfabe The solution is simple, I'll just double down and call people pussies today at double the rate of normal to make up for her switching up, don't worry.

[Did Da Yankees Lose? @DAAAYANKEESLOSE]

THE NEW “Elite” BULLPEN LOKS GREAT!!

And Caballero is fitting in perfectly!

Marlins 13

Yankees 12

DAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!!

[Seb @SebSarno]

@BenVerlander Howard by a landslide

[Seb @SebSarno]

I want to know how Cora found out. I bet it was like Moneyball where he was like "I'm gonna try Raffy at 1B this week" and Craig's just in the corner going "Yeah that's not possible Alex"

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

They sent Wilyer to the Yoshida Glue Factory 😔

[Seb @SebSarno]

@tylermilliken_ Idk what's going on but this is how I learned Cora is a matcha guy

[Seb @SebSarno]

@Jared_Carrabis They just wrote is ERA in the reason for the IL designation

[Seb @SebSarno]

@WARroomCap

[Seb @SebSarno]

Guy might be a half way decent DH

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

HOLYYYYY FUCKING HEATER RAFFY DEVERS WITH A GRAND SLAM FOR THE DAMN LEAD!!!! YOU CANT STOP THIS MAN!!!