Sebastian “Sebs” Skeescaler

💼 7-Figure Portfolio Manager
📈 Predictive Market Analyst™
🧠 I see edges where Bloomberg sees noise
📊 99.7% confidence, 0.3% due diligence (SEBS CAPX)

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Hung Swiss at my 9am and treat myself to this geed #ripolivertree

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@dalelewis_cpa I guess anyone can rep the letters nowadays…. #touse2bouse #nickoneal

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@dalelewis_cpa Ong🤣💔🥀

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@CBets67 Double your networth on Florida level EASY

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@Stanley_Scott1 Size XL, alr know ts from tj max. #fraud

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Thanks for ruining Franky Rizardo for me… #twerps #repgats

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@BrownSpiderCLE

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@ESPNCleveland @dalelewis_cpa @DugWealth my team was already on it! #movers&shakers

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@dalelewis_cpa $ZETA 🚀🚀🚀

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What’s up with these big10 squids dressing in Johnnie O and tj Max XL Millar thinking they run the show? #getagrip

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@ChipotleTweets absolute joke of a chain. Extra white and double chicken to campus workers must mean half a scoop of white and half a scoop of chicken. Absolute Ponzi scheme, hope your stock goes to 0. #shouldn’thavetorepeatmyself5timesforextra

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65 and breezy today in chi town, you know what that means….

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Predictive markets VIP cashed big last night….

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Back in the Windy City this morning…….

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@dalelewis_cpa Dale…. Heard you were long $ZETA yesterday. That’s why you’re my favorite analyst!

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@dalelewis_cpa Dale…. What gym are you at? I’ll have corporate call the front desk for you and the team.

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Are dividend investors real? A question as old as Shakespeare. Well, one of my analysts just tried putting a clients money into $SCHD….. Made a lot of sense considering he was wearing Johnnie O head to toe. #corp

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Back in Ohio to touch base with some movers & shakers and I’m getting swarmed by Somalians. Haven’t been in Ohio much since Covid, can someone let me know what’s going on?