Secretary of Fear

Secretary of Fear, United States Department of Fear

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

#Leadership is the art of persuading voters, workers or consumers that the system isn't rigged against them.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

I declare that 7-11 be named Bitcoin Fear Day.
https://t.co/BZMuSMdc6a #BFD #BitcoinFearDay

[Max Keiser @maxkeiser]

Hey world, on this day both the Fed chair and POTUS admitted publicly they fear #Bitcoin.
And for good reason.
You know what to do, right?
$100,000 is now in play.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

@FearDept Thank you also to @PrinceValiant16, @fabianacecin, @EuroPleasureMac, @IlyaSolovyov, @Olaf_Heinemann, @SodaJerk31, @heartofsludge, @stldesktop & @lauraroslin7. These & many other concerned citizens spread word of Twitter's "friendly fire" attack on our social media watchtower.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

@FearDept On the phone Jack was very apologetic. Keep the fears coming, team.

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

The suspension of the official Twitter account of the United States Department of Fear has been lifted. Thank you to the staff of the Office of the Secretary of Fear for lending us use of @SecFear's personal account.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

Immediately prior to suspension, @FearDept had praised Twitter for suspending 2K #Venezuela accounts. In addition, our tweet praising Sen. Rubio's supervision of Twitter's censorship of Venezuelan activists was getting significant attention. https://t.co/saqy89p6wj

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Good to have Sen. Rubio overseeing censorship of unhelpful opinions. https://t.co/3KFh5FQSNE #BestPractices

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

@lauraroslin7 @FearDept For alleged "violation of rules," namely "automated behavior." Our last tweet quoted someone praising Twitter's suspension of 2,000 Venezuela accounts on our behalf.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

It's not something to be overly concerned about. The powerful trolls are on our side. https://t.co/Kp6HizsrdU

[Ninijatt @Ninijatt1]

@TeamYouTube @BallingerMom @YouTube @YTCreators @PhillyD So what you're saying is that if I'm a powerful enough troll, I could single handedly destroy someone's livelihood.

And you don't see anything wrong with that?

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

Our social media partners have begun shifting the burden of censoring controversial comments to the content creators. YouTube producers flagged for toleration of dissent will be deprived of their livelihoods.
https://t.co/xV4wDGQhd5

[TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube]

@BallingerMom @YouTube @YTCreators @PhillyD (2/2) With regard to the actions that we've taken, even if your video is suitable for advertisers, inappropriate comments could result in your video receiving limited or no ads (yellow icon). Let us know if you have any questions.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

The official Twitter account of the United States Department of Fear (@FearDept) has been temporarily suspended. Until this situation is resolved, the Office of the Secretary of Fear will be handling social media enquiries. Thank you for your patience.

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Preparations are underway for the declaration of a #NationalEmergency. Please stand by.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

We will turn the tide of public opinion against the President's decision to withdraw from Syria. With the help of our friends in the media, we will renew the fears of the American People.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

Rest assured, we remain committed to meddling in the affairs of the Syrian nation and the wider region.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

Our efforts to dismember Syria and expand the conflict were far from exhausted.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

The President's intention to de-escalate a conflict the Department worked tirelessly to create is obviously of concern to us.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

@FearDept Meanwhile, we've only been able to deployed forces in 3 of 15 former republics of USSR and 7 of 8 members of the former Warsaw Pact. #FearPutin

[Aadam Soorma @asoorma]

@SecFear @FearDept Welcome back guys. We were aimlessly fearful there. Always good to be guided by strategic fear.

Back to work.

[Secretary of Fear @SecFear]

@FearDept Not only is Russia fighting ISIS in Syria, it has forces deployed in 3 of the 15 republics of the former USSR. #FearPutin

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Suspended for 16 days, we're aware that our followers' fears will need refreshing. Ready? Let's start with Putin.