Jack 🦅

Free speech advocate | @swag_monkey23

[Jack 🦅 @Second_Monkey23]

I thought this was America!!!

[Jack 🦅 @Second_Monkey23]

The 4 best players to touch the court in my lifetime

[Motion Man 💰 @CompLikeDrew]

We never gonna see a team like this ever again

[Jack 🦅 @Second_Monkey23]

@malcolmxgroyper One of the funniest things ab rwers is they constantly malign Indians and “third worlders” as evil rapists who hate women when, in reality, they’re the ones who embrace being evil rapists who hates women. Half of their usernames are like intellectualfoidrapist.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

SICK! Not presidential behavior.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

New York Poorst thinks $630 are luxury boots. there are boot tiers you couldn't dream of

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

The work continues. No reset — just momentum.

[Jack 🦅 @Second_Monkey23]

I’m a college student working part time and I have shoes that range from like $500 - $1500. If you’re a smart shopper you can get them for much cheaper ( I ❤️ eBay). Or, you know, as someone working full-time you can buy something nice for yourself. 600 really isn’t much lmao?

[New York Post @nypost]

Socialist Zohran Mamdani’s wife Rama Duwaji appears to wear luxury $630 boots to swearing in ceremony https://t.co/ohy0HVeByC

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: 54% of Americans want Elon Musk in Prison for DOGE in new poll

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Hey @grok remove that fat ugly one

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Happy New Year, California! 🎉

Here's to progress, opportunity, and new beginnings in 2026.

[Jack 🦅 @Second_Monkey23]

I stand with blue 💙

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Luigi Leftism

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Remember all this. This shit happened less than 2 weeks ago lol

[Jack 🦅 @Second_Monkey23]

Woke 2:

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: REMOVING NATIONAL GUARD FROM CHICAGO, LOS ANGELES AND PORTLAND

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

And with that, we close year 2025. Onward.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

The facts!

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

HAPPY NEW YEAR PATRIOTS! I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, WILL BE ENACTING NEW LAWS IN THE COMING YEAR. NO KINGS, NO QUEENS, NO KID ROCKS. TRUMP'S NAME WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED ON NURSING HOMES, PORTA POTTIES, AND ON THE DONALD TRUMP FIFA TROPHY FOR IDENTIFYING A GIRAFFE ON A COGNITIVE TEST. IN 2026 ALL CARS WILL BE WINDMILL-POWERED. STOPPING A TUG-A-WAR WILL NOT CONSTITUTE AS STOPPING A WAR. IF YOU ATTACK AMERICAN CITIES, BREAK ESCALATORS, OR CAN'T PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN, YOU WILL NOT LONGER BE ALLOWED TO BE POTUS. AND OF COURSE, ALL HAIR GEL HALF OFF! TELL THEM GAVIN'S HAIR SENT YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

A new photo has been released with Trump's victim redacted.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

There are very smart reactionaries. Yarvin is not one of them. He's a profoundly stupid, ill-informed fantasist who only merits attention because he has the patronage of some very rich sponsors. Many such cases.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Donald Trump is a deranged, habitual liar whose relationship with reality ended years ago.

This is not complicated. He spends his days posting whatever garbage his shriveled little brain can cough up — and @FoxNews dutifully treats it like the Lord's scripture.

Meanwhile — in the actual world where adults govern — @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom has been cleaning house. Since taking office, he’s blocked over $125 BILLION in fraud, arrested criminal parasites leaching off of taxpayers, and protected taxpayers from the exact kind of scam artists Trump celebrates, excuses, and pardons.

Gavin Newsom runs a state. Donald Trump runs his mouth and little fingers.

[Fanimal @Fanimal_]

It’s too easy owning these bozos