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Fake Marine busted at high school reunion: http://secondhandnewsnetwork.com/genius-of-the-week/

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New on Secondhand News: GM Loses Fewer Billions Than Expected http://bit.ly/2K0nVJ

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RT @jimmywellington: A bad friend is someone who says one thing and does your mother.

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Australian men undress and soap up at a car wash http://bit.ly/3tafgQ

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Strippers-on-a-truck promotion halted in Las Vegas: http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/70088062.html

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New on Secondhand News: Army Honors Pig War Veterans http://bit.ly/1t1OMS

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Hey @zacksmovies, thanks for adding me to your "total-losers-that-suck" list.

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Box-mom just made genius of the week. http://bit.ly/2e6o0B

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RT @NutCheese I don't see why she got arrested, she just had creative problem solving skills. http://bit.ly/2JPCDT

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AP: Fiddler crabs exchange sex for survival http://bit.ly/4mSZRS

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New satire on Secondhand News: http://bit.ly/1oAl8i

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The Yankees win the World Series for the ten billionth time. Yay.

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RT @shaneoftheroad: Here's the original ending for Paranormal Activity. Enjoy! http://bit.ly/gqgO4

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New on Secondhand News: Obama nominated for Porn Award
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New on Secondhand News: Obama Meets with Canadian Despot http://secondhandnewsnetwork.com/?p=266

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@problogger As for DarrenNRowse: "Sorry, the account you were headed to has been suspended due to strange activity" - Twitter

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New on Secondhand News: Obama Meets with Canadian Despot http://secondhandnewsnetwork.com/?p=253

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New on Secondhand News: Brits, French Play Bumper Cars with Nuclear Subs http://secondhandnewsnetwork.com/?p=230