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[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I didn’t know an adobe subscription was like signing a 360 deal with birdman

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

[Skely @123skely]

Any woman who ghosts me I just assume was a federal agent that got too emotionally attached to do her job and got reassigned.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

not the birth controli

[🦢 @skirkheels]

people who use snapchat as their main form of communication

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

How fat you gotta be to Honk in a drive thru

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[yeet @Awk20000]

xQc gets the shoutout during a live police chase

“There’s a Twitch streamer that is watching us and streaming our feed right now..his name is xQc”

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

the new driving home at midnight experience

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Behind every dumb bitch is a pack of dumber bitches cheering that dumbass bitch on so she becomes an even dumber bitch

[' @isthatbog]

I hate texting someone something freaky at night and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe.
Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

deleted pictures of my niece to keep the chipotle app

[死 @humanxmaybe]

do you think british people say this is the bomb dot co dot uk

[$ @aliyahvallen]

this has me crying

[WORST TAPE @Ganger4eva]

Nigga look like an Oscar award

[m @w6steland]

bald head ass gets whatever he wants eating wings kissing keke palmer what the fuck ever bro