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[Robb Wilder @robbwilder]

In really looking forward to the return of @adarnschefter tomorrow

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How girls dry their hair lol http://t.co/DXSrQbog6b

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Niggas be like TIME FOR DINNER http://t.co/ZDNOMSPa

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😂 LMAO. True tho. http://t.co/JVNuNofW

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We bought 10 Powerball tickets. We will choose 10 random RTers to split the money with if we win. So RT.

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The #Eagles offense of line must be members of the PETA organization

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What an ugly Vick-6

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Jerry Jones should cut off Dez's allowance money and use it to pay Sean Payton next year.

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I have Celtics by 20 tonight, the Heat will be blinded by the Shine of their rings.

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Wait.... Ray Lewis was heavily featured on a Madden commercial this year.... That #MaddenCurse is a sneaky son of a bitch.

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I bet Blaine Gabbert makes every receivers' brain hurt. RT @ProFootballTalk: Laurent Robinson still dealing with concussion symptoms

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Man won $450 for dunking his head into a bucket of urine at a Cleveland Browns game.The worse part: he then attended a Cleveland Browns game

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Cleveland Browns pride themselves on consistency. That's why Mike Holmgren is fired after Browns win first home game.

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We have to double-check our sources but we believe the #Saints DID NOT lose this week.

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Vick-6

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#PaytheRefs

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NORV'D

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First NFL fine too! You're on fire tonight! RT @tonycarter904: First NFL TD...Damn I'm having a good night!!

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uh oh.... RT @tonycarter904: First NFL TD...Damn I'm having a good night!!