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Did someone ask for a cock shot?

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@AsherT we left a dildo for the cleaning guy, so as far as he's concerned, at least three dudes got laid last night.

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Karaoke is onnnnnnnnn #RCRLA

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@ShenanTracker nobody is @FreeWifiMegaCo

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Reminder for voting: @SecretPervice = @dabirthdaysuits

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@LordMustache they seem to be mislabeled - bbq? Submarine? 2 sugar checks?

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IIMPORTANT. Please cease egging activities at hotel. With the drought, having to power wash parking lot is bad news.

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How did that MC Hammer song go? #RCRLA

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Secret Pervice on break and his 'Lil soldier is hiding at Camp Roberts while #SCROTUS plays Bball with the soldiers

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We miss everyone... slow down some. We are getting to Camp Roberts soon... #holymackrel #rcrla

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OH @ Jack Ranch; "Ah knew you was with that scavenger hunt when you fellas asked for pie in your milkshakes." #idhaveorderedthatfuckeranyday

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#scrotus

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The scene of Jack Ranch Cafe parking lot earlier today http://t.co/SKYIV1iLxU
#RCRLA

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We're having some sustenance at jack ranch cafe if anyone wants to join us. #truce #letseateggsforonce

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4 rcrs and I've never seen a battle that epic. #jackranchcafe #wheremaeggsat

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It's not @FreeWifiMegaCo but our electronics are doing pretty well

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.@iii_Taylor "Man. They *waited* till we were back in the car to egg us. Those guys are good." #RCRLA #holymackerel

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This is dinosaurs grazing in a field

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@ShenanTracker you still there? rolling up #rcrla

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@ShenanTracker @SlipperyDicks we are on our way to burgers. Had a secret detour with #scrotus to attend to.