Fred

fhritp — not fred just an anon way for me to share my thoughts

[Fred @SecretShtr]

Boutta start yelling “You could do better” to the girls walking around with their boyfriends just for entertainment

[Fred @SecretShtr]

went platinum so my hearts chrome

[Fred @SecretShtr]

Think someone was playing COD in the bathroom today at work, sounded like they got the warthog flyover

[Fred @SecretShtr]

Ngl my ex was right when she said I should have dated her friend, guess that’s why she had to shit talk me so much

[Fred @SecretShtr]

what’s with everyone just getting in the way today. someone put the dummy juice in the well last night?

[Fred @SecretShtr]

we’re they a serial shtr or a cereal shtr?

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hello facilities??? uhhhhh shtrs full

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home course just got new range balls so guess who is going home with a golf bag full of fresh range balls 🤓

[Fred @SecretShtr]

@whitestkids in theory a person who is 6ft 1 160lbs burning 300 cal a day could meet their chaloric intake from 7 hotdogs

[Fred @SecretShtr]

stg if i get pressed today im just saying “sorry sat on my nuts”

[Fred @SecretShtr]

I’m not an alcoholic, i prefer recovering sober

[Fred @SecretShtr]

Shrinkflation is my 12oz beer only having 3 sips in it now.

[Fred @SecretShtr]

Found a new weight loss plan that helped me drop 10 lbs today, it’s called takeashit, recommended up to twice daily