deidre 🦇

floatin’ around

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

megasheldon

[c h r i s 🌌🧻 @fuckchrxs]

Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

diagnosed with egg

[GarfieId @GarfieldFanArt]

it’s friday!

*unzips*

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

4 shots of espresso and im sleep at 8pm, however when the clock hits midnight i must put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen

[roseeee ❤️‍🔥 @roramdin]

lowkey "seize him" and "unhand me" were huge for the english language

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

look at this fungus. i want a slice

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

secret info: the story i accidentally posted on my instagram was posted by my boob. i fell asleep with my boob on the phone and it saved a tiktok, opened insta, posted said tiktok to my story, and typed some random shit

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

if white ppl don’t have culture when wtf was the cup song???

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

hey wassup why does god absolutely despise me!!

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

covid-23 whooping my ass decent

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

getting pussy is a logistical nightmare

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

apparently, i do

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

who the fuck gets covid in 2023??

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

if you don’t vomit after a death grips concert did you even go

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

that’s it i’m throwing my phone in the ocean. if you need to contact me no tf you don’t

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

NEVER SHOULD HAVE DRANK THAT GALLON OF SWEET TEA I AM NOW INTERACTING WITH THE WILDLIFE!!!

[deidre 🦇 @secularhazed]

i just pulled out a white eyebrow hair at the ripe age of 20. no i have not had a stress-free day in 4 months why do you ask

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is vaping