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The medium has no manners

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@MAGAGuardian These types of posts come across as euphoric cult stuff.

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@republic_yyc @albertaseparate @JeffreyRWRath Weird thing to ask

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@albertaseparate MAGAs way more likely to favour the centrifugal approach where they help Alberta seperate and then conquer them right away. They get to pillage the resources and it srsly weakens Canada, giving maga way more leverage force it into an exploitative arrangement

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@dubsndoo lol the second one is just made up though. That’s so silly… you don’t need to invent stuff the help you justify your own enjoyment of trump.

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@king_Juratovac @JohnSmithwtb Pretty silly my man

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@king_Juratovac The most popular one was written by AI :(

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@cduhaime You think that you have access to information that other Canadians don’t? Do you imagine that most Canadians don’t use the internet or something?

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@hans_wensink @MichaelKosterm2 lol yall need to keep it in your pants a bit more. It’s coming across as really desperate.

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@SystemProofMe @MichaelKosterm2 lol that’s probably a pretty one-way feeling. I doubt many Americans would look at an average Albertan and be like “that’s me, it’s like looking into a mirror.”

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@MichaelKosterm2 Idk sounds like your emotions are running wild and doing funky things to your sense of self and nation. Like you clearly crave more real family/community connections but somethings tricking you into thinking that being conquered by another country will finally give that to you.

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@MichelleLA1981 Pretty sure Canadians like having a country

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@MarkReid42 lol just making up weird stuff and pretending like someone else is weird for having your idea

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@jules4u11 @AdamLowisz lol the Canadian government isn’t the enemy to its own ppl. Some conservatives get a little crazy and enjoy talking that way but it’s pretty fringe

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@Cdhd123 @CTVNews You’re welcome, I hope you enjoy your trip around the loop again as you imagine that you got someone to melt down. Remember that sjw lady screaming? Picture her, that’ll probably work again

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@Doubletapp187 Option 2 would almost certainly lead to Alberta getting taken over by the us

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@blitz_flick @supercazzola773 @anstey_kor11638 @CTVNews Then we must go back to my original comment: how “adorably naive”

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@blitz_flick @supercazzola773 @anstey_kor11638 @CTVNews Ok so how are you imagining it goes down? Like let’s say America says Canada is theirs and the army moves in. The Canadians take a “diffused informal guerilla” approach and the Americans can’t tell who’s friendly. Do you think they… say everyone has all their freedoms? Lol no

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@Cdhd123 @CTVNews In a manner of speaking, yes. A large number of you guys all process difficult news the same: you say it’s funny because it’s causing the meltdown. Always the same thing. It’s a type of ideological armour, it’s protects you and your brain when things get a bit weird.

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@Wallace48296440 @DcLidstone Realistically they wouldn’t trust the ex Canadians and they certainly wouldn’t want you taking the jobs of real americans

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@DcLidstone You guys are all horny for the weirdest shit