BlinkSecurityCamsSux

Convincing people to purchase cameras that work great for a couple of months before the promotional period is over and you gotta pay. Haha, you suckers!

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@prayforbread Honestly, this sounds like 100% of our customer base. #NoRegrets!

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@anthony_teta This would require us investing time and resources into product development when we already have your money. Let's do the math here; your money - nothing, or your money - our effort. Seems like a no brainer to us. #scamcams4life!

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@DaNile2023 That's the whole point! These are scam cams here, chief! You give us money, we fuck you over. Get with the program!

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@Sunny_bhatia748 @amazonca You've stumbled on our secret: the entire product is garbage. That is all.

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@HypeTheFitness A) Our cameras are rated to last only 32 hours. Anything more is pure luck.
B) A Polaroid camera triggered by a Rube Goldberg machine is more reliable.
III) Who the fuck sticks with our scam cams for 5 years??

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@AlisonHesser @blinkforhome Oh, you are in for a treat. And by treat I mean an experience that will teach you never to trust a company like this again, and leave your wondering if everything was always just a lie. Hint: there is no customer service, there was only a phone number.

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@jordandayne1 @carmenbaddazz @blinkforhome @TMobileBusiness @amazon Regift them to your enemies! It's great revenge for any slight you may have suffered, as this will cause them to suffer with non-existent customer support until they continue the cycle.

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@ABeans07 @blinkforhome Bruh

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@918_brit @blinkforhome It took you TWO WEEKS to realize we sold you scam cams? Damn. Our entire business is based on people taking 6 months to a year to figure that out, forget about it, and then rebuy this shit. You want a job in marketing?

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@carmenbaddazz @blinkforhome @TMobileBusiness @amazon In all reality it probably isn't T-Mobile. These are designed to suck, but also, nobody at blink is ever going to care. You're welcome!

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@IAmBobbyFett @blinkforhome If you translate the blinking green lights to morse code it will give you the reset pin you can enter in the application. Try it out and let us know how it works.

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@EugeneBerra @blinkforhome We really don't want your right against unreasonable search and seizure getting in the way of qualified immunity, and the best way to do that was to prevent any evidence from being available. You're welcome popo.

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@NikkiLove28 @blinkforhome Sorry, left a burrito in the server rack. It melted same more, cooked some other pieces further, and... Well... Your cams are now done for. Not our fault the burritos were forgettable.

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@ErinMcKjewelry @blinkforhome @WyzeCam Option 2. Return that shit.

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@sickofitall1980 @blinkforhome Hey there! I'm sorry we missed your communication, but rest assured that everyone at blink gives absolutely zero fucks about you. You're welcome!

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@damagedprincess @blinkforhome Ha! Bold of you to assume we care!

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@CanadaMynation @blinkforhome Hi, we'd be delighted to answer your question! The reason for the fast battery discharge is usually a result of one of two conditions. It could be that you are an abomination against the universe and Cthulhu himself mocks you, or these are scam cams. Probably both.

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@eric_ervin @blinkforhome I mean, is not like you are going to call your bank or credit card and request a charge back with all the evidence you have of failed service and breach of contact, thus getting all your money back.... You wouldn't do that, would you?!

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@eric_ervin @blinkforhome We understand your frustration. It's not great when you spend money, and expect a quality service, but our response has fallen short. In this case, however, you didn't realize you were buying scam cams and and our response would be "fuck you".

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@philipsfree Shiiiit.... @retromauro , Philip here is on to us. You assured us the average blink customer is too stupid to realize bad code/app design! How do you explain this guy?!