Илья Седов

[Илий Хлынов @ikhlynov3]

What do the lie detector and Wonder Woman have in common They were

[Ольга Безуховa @Olez1k8199A]

real, they can swim.

[RENATA TEIXEIRA @reteixeira1]

I can't be humble -- it's just not honest.

[Ева Скобеевa @n1ke2294]

other industry to provide the savings that will support high tech

[Star Deles Tabugo @rent0605]

cash.

[Ева Скобеевa @n1ke2294]

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

[Богдан Мокшин @vip_mokshin]

"We got a thing that's cawwed wadar wove..."!White Fudd

[Иван Тюльпанов @ivan_tyulpanov]

know them.

[Лариса Цысыревa @TsysyrevaA]

Women: Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em, pass the beer nuts.

[Георгий Жигарев @egax31]

In life, avoid the law courts.

[ravikumbhare22 @ravikumbhare22]

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Rhen @RhenW]

"Tuwn, Tuwn, Tuwn"...Bachman-Fudd Overdrive

[HA TAE HYUN @doctorgoodrehab]

Taking something with a grain of salt may raise your blood pressure.

[Solaima Kabir @ratnakabir]

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

[Арсений Веселых @SenyaVeselykh]

Motor gently through the greasemud, for there lurks the skid demon.

[Алексей Катанский @zmythol88995150]

Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.

[Ranny Jaradat @ronatron3000]

an empty desk mean ?