Captain Kangaroo Pimp

Things happen, that's all they ever do.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The Pirates are the only MLB team in the last 50 years to have the tying run on 3rd with 0 outs in the 9th inning 2 games in a row but lose both games.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

This is what American exceptionalism means

[Captain Kangaroo Pimp @SederVCU]

@TheAtlantic @mviser Nice detective work, Nancy Drew.

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@ABC Nice detective work, Nancy Drew.

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

BREAKING: DHS confirms that an alleged ringleader of the UFC/White House terror plot is a Mexican illegal alien who was granted DACA by the Obama administration. DHS says Abraham Hermosillo Alvarez overstayed a B-2 visitor visa and received DACA in 2014. The FBI assessed that Alvarez was responsible for planning, organizing, and directing the planned attack. Alvarez detailed the plot in an encrypted group chat, including the planned use of “counter sniper(s) and drones,” with the explicit intention of being “as deadly as we can get.”

Per DHS: “Alvarez and his co-conspirators face federal charges of conspiracy to commit murder and conspiracy to commit violence on White House grounds. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has lodged a detainer for Alvarez.”

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

This episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired in 2020 during peak woke

[Variety @Variety]

Gene Shalit, Longtime 'Today Show' Film Critic, Dies at 100 https://t.co/EZ2du4Ak87

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@SitcomPeople

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@ingelramdecoucy

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@aseitzwald

[VCU Baseball @VCUBaseball]

Eyes are on the Rams👀

Our win over Tennessee was the third most-watched Regional game on record📈

@espn | #LetsGoVCU

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@Richard_Harambe

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@BenMullin

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@TomSteyer

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Hate when I'm deep in thought and a home run hits me in the face

[ESPN @espn]

VCU ELIMINATES TENNESSEE TO STAY ALIVE IN THE TOURNEY‼️

[Dazed and Confused @daazednconfusd]

Happy Dazed and Confused day you little freshman bitches

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

This is hilarious… two brown guys just walked out of ICE’s Newark facility, and leftist idiots started CHEERING

They didn’t realize that they WORK THERE🤣🤣🤣

“THEY WORK HERE, DUMBASSES!”

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@northsiden0tch @yinzzzerr