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Protocol droid. Human cyborg relations. Of COURSE this is a parody account. I love Leia. I despise Han. Master Luke's OK. R2 is my homeboy.

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.@VeryLonelyLuke do you remember when you, me, @ChewieRoars, and @yoda tried to start that rock and roll band?

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@communistbabe I cannot take credit. I owe it all to the maker.

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Oh my. When you take out @KyloR3n and @BadFatherHan, this is a lovely photograph.

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@BadFatherHan I've fixed your photograph, sir.

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Oh. I DO like the gold one. https://t.co/ZtUt0r2Vnz

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@BadFatherHan I can show you how to crop out a bad father and an emo child. #IHeartLeia

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@juhipande Obviously.

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#5WordHorribleIceBreaker I am C3PO, human/cyborg...

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@Hanfromthegrave @carrieffisher Oh my. Her beauty causes my circuits to overheat. #CanDroidsFeelLove

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I'll just leave this right here, but I decline to comment on the matter. #redarm https://t.co/WKjbbX9vQc

[Lore Star ✝️🇺🇸 @lorestaryt]

How he got the red arm... #c3po

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Can we all just pretend this never happened. How EMBARRASSING! (Not for me. For @GlumGeorgeLucas) https://t.co/4rlwiO4nEs

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I've always considered @VeryLonelyLuke my brother from another mother. #BrosForLife https://t.co/1BaQUpqhtr

[Rogue Squadron Podcast @roguesquadpod]

C3po must be strong in the force too!
#StarWars #lukeskywalker #c3po

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@AnnaGlamp of course. Who DOESN'T want to buy me? #ProtocolDroidsRule

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Funny. Mine comes out to C3PO. https://t.co/RVarzJVj81

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@tinyfenris I've had my memory wiped more times than I can remember.

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@AnnaGlamp No hard feelings.

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@bieberfanfurevr Believe me, it's a better view from up there!

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#selfie

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@R2D2THEFORCE @BadFatherHan exactly!

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.@BadFatherHan Oh shut up. You never learned how to understand R2's bleeps and bloops and you know it.

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@oceaniccake It's simple. Because I despise @BadFatherHan Solo and I love @Leia_Organa. Had I succeeded, there would be no @KyloR3n.