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I like loud music, speeding, and RTing things that make me giggle

[kay 🌻 ❯❯❯❯ @satellitesflyy]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" yeah well I asked one direction, and they said if you ever feel alone, don't.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.

[WorkInSocialTheySaid @WorkInSocial_]

connecting a facebook page to an instagram account

[CiCi🌸 @CiCiAdams_]

The baby said he was retired while he was in school, but now that he can travel again he got his “attitude back”🥺🥺🥺

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

A house divided. Cousins now contenders in this 1st matchup of Fat Bear Junior. In one corner, 909’s yearling back for redemption. In the other corner, 910’s spring cub, a rookie ready to rumble. Choose your chubby champion. Vote at https://t.co/thJwxp9wuP by 5pm AK. #FatBearWeek

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Every US news network is running the funeral of the Queen of England, after 10 days of nonstop coverage of her, meanwhile this is the US colony of Puerto Rico

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This is a very powerful way to use urban art

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I would watch 9 seasons of this.

[puff @rishipuff]

if i text you 🍞🔥 i am having a stroke

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

If you're not giving your employees a 10% raise right now, you're giving them a pay cut.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Thread on how Amazon treats its workers

Context:
Amazon full-time warehouse employees make $31,200 a year. Jeff Bezos makes that every 12 seconds.

Cost to give warehouse workers 2 weeks paid sick leave + pay bumps so they don't qualify for food stamps = 0.9% of Bezos' fortune

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Happy prime day.

Amazon quarterly profits doubled in the last year to $14 billion. Jeff Bezos got $22 billion richer in the pandemic. Amazon employees are among the top recipients of food stamps and Medicaid.

They already get your (taxpayer) money. They don't need more of it.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

this is 10/10 content no notes

[Anjali²⁸ 💋 @91ANZLIFE]

Rip Isaac Newton you would've loved Drag Me Down by One Direction

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

To my friends in Dallas who are asking: I do not know whether our @ABCNetwork affiliate @wfaa cut away from my monologue tonight intentionally or inadvertently but I will find out. In the meantime, here's what you didn't get to see https://t.co/tqfHoBHMwN

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Weds: mass shootings in Chicago, St. Louis, Indianapolis, and Paterson

Thurs: mass shooting in Hot Springs National Park

Friday: mass shooting in Milwaukee

Yesterday: mass shooting in Buffalo

Today: mass shootings in Houston and Orange County

[abby @abbyluschei]

Why can’t billionaires do something useful like get One Direction back together