Took Paisley to the splash pad yesterday and she made friends with a little boy her age, when we we’re leaving she says “bye, I’ll text you, on my nana’s phone!” this girl, I simply cannot with her
One time on my birthday my grandma woke me up at like 6am so I could hear them announce happy birthday to me on the radio & she made sure I won that free Foodland cake, I love her
Y’all remember the projectors they’d wheel in on the carts in elementary school? In 3rd grade the teacher always put it by my desk & one day I brought toothpicks & mini marshmallows and tried to roast them off the back off the projector 😭
Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can’t stop laughing.
i can’t believe we’re supposed to spend our entire lives going to our silly little jobs to make silly little dollar bills when the whole fucking world is out there :/ :/
I found out that when you have ADHD you get “addicted” to certain foods and then you want it like everyday and then once the phase passes you never really think of it again and I was like…omg… it me!