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A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick. http://t.co/PfICKAYLo7

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http://t.co/78MFl41KXm If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??

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http://t.co/xVznxaYg Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it.

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Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it. http://t.co/xVznxaYg

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Sephora is my favorite place to fart. http://t.co/SL3R9hyR

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http://t.co/WnAHa7pO There is a time and a place for accosting people with baguettes (2 p.m., Whole Foods).

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i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes. http://t.co/zka3Nrog

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http://t.co/0Sirk5qa If your name is Willis then you automatically have no idea what the fuck you're talkin bout.

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i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes. http://t.co/e8IlRNC4

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The new sponge in the sink just brightened my day a little. Being an adult is stupid. http://t.co/zka3Nrog

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I now determine the days of the week based on Twitter. Is it Follow Friday yet? http://t.co/VI3pn6aU

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…Y el tabasqueño contesta al diario: “dejen de hacer periodismo colonizante”: http://t.co/atVp5HSs