Alisa

Legit 1990's baby. Late diagnosed w/ADHD. Gamer, reader, nerd, general dork. Handsome is Mama's Boy, Shadow is the Majestic Floof, & Jerry is an orange Gremlin.

[Callum Stephen (He/Him) @AutisticCallum_]

Part of my autistic experience is that I love explanations.

I like to know the “why”.

Explanations can help me to:

- see where people are coming from

- understand the bigger picture

- approach tasks more purposefully.

[L O L A @lolitascak3]

รายการเกาหลีให้ชายแท้ลองมาทดสอบว่า ถ้ามีเกย์หน้าตาดีมาจีบ จะเป็นยังไง มีตั้งแต่โดนชมว่าหล่อจัง พูดหวานๆ จับมือ กอด เอาหน้าเข้าใกล้ สรุปชายแท้เสียอาการมาก เหงื่อแตก มือสั่นปากสั่น เขิน

[𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕝 @DaNel0325]

creating a picture on a cup of coffee

[Alisa @SeesePony]

@foxes_in_love I feel called out. *stares at my own poor shower drain....* Lmao 🤣

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

my mom was trying to tell me how i can budget better to survive the recession. she was like "molly you're just gonna have to survive on ground beef for a while" i said, "mom i haven't bought ground beef in like a year because it's too expensive... the phone got real quiet for a while.

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[旮旯的盆栽 @gaaaaaldpenzi]

绘制了一些小飞粒🙌
#hollowknight #silksong

[Eggroller 🍳🌱 @The_Eggroller]

Depression

[定 @de3dsoul]

Chainsaw Man fans aren’t ready for this level of raw, unfiltered masterpiece

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

Man discoveres that his fetishized idea of a depressed woman isn't just a put together girl with eye bags but is an actual, depressed person.

[💤 @Zovafire]

It was accurate enough to get the same treatment people with actual depression get

[Andrea C. White @Andrea_C_White]

felt like sketching something cute today #GoodOmensFanArt #goodomens

[EnderGeek 🍉 (On Blsky too now !) @geek_ender]

✨Hell Is Magic✨

Attack for @IguanaNoKarma

#HazbinHotel #Hazbin_Hotel #HazbinHotelArt #HelluvaBoss #Helluva_Boss #HelluvaBossArt #Hellaverse #MyLittlePony #MLP #MLPG4 #TwilightSparkle #Applejack #Rarity #PinkiePie #RainbowDash #Fluttershy

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

She speaks for all millennials.