Sefton Stanley FC

Sefton Stanley FC.

Money money money x

#BleedRedAndWhite #COYSL

If Lukaku gets the ball, we score. Everytime x

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

BREAKING:

Ashley Cole has announced his retirement from football:

Premier League 🏆🏆🏆
FA Cup 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
League Cup 🏆
Champions League 🏆
Europa League 🏆

The best left back ever to play in the Premier League?

What a career. 👏

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

Sefton Stanley insider info. Andy Carroll will be making a return to Newcastle United today. He's out of contract with us after scoring 17 headers in 25 games. #BigManSmallMan

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Delighted to announce I’ll be joining @dcfcofficial as player coach in January 🙂 #WR32

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

Experience beats skill. Everytime. Man City get it. Another former Sefton legend about to get a Premier League title to their name. #TransferDeadLineDay

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Scott Carson is currently undergoing a medical at Manchester City ahead of a season-long loan from Derby

[bet365 @bet365]

More Premier League goals than Didier Drogba.

More Premier League assists than Paul Scholes.

More dance moves than Michael Flatley.

Happy retirement, Peter Crouch.

[BenchWarmers @BeWarmers]

33 year old James Milner won Liverpool’s preseason bleep test again today…

He has won it EVERY summer since he joined the club.

[The Sportsman @TheSportsman]

👑 Harry @Redknapp honours...

- 1999: Intertoto Cup

- 2008: FA Cup

- 2010: Manager of the Season

- 2018: I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Winner

T R I F F I C

#ImACeleb

[I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! @imacelebrity]

He’s been an unforgettable Campmate, and a true Jungle legend. Harry Redknapp is your 2018 King of the Jungle! #ImACeleb #ImACelebFinal

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

We'd like to congratulate our former boss Harry Redknapp for becoming King of the Jungle. Looks like all those years scouting in the Amazon came in handy after all.

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

My brexiteers nightmare XI:

Lukasz Fabianski

Hector Bellerin
Konstantinos Mavrapanos
Ethan Ampadu
Florent Hadergjonaj

Alireza Jahanbakhsh
Hamza Choudhury
Beram Kayal
Ramadan Sobhi
Mohammed Elyounoussi

Wilfried Zaha

Managed by Slavisa Jokanovic

Let's have a people's vote.

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

My Brexit XI:

Karl Darlow

Phil Bardsley
Joel Ward
Lewis Dunk
Paul Dummett

Jonathan Hogg
Mark Noble
Jonjo Shelvey
Marc Albrighton

Andy Carroll
Glenn Murray

Managed by Sean Dyche.

Out means out.

[Thragg @MrTund]

Borussia Dortmund's Jadon Sancho warned to stop nutmegging team-mates
https://t.co/J88w95qd1v

[Socrates @Socrates133]

@oilysailor @Zonal_Marking I bet all of the 16 were calmly thumped away by Graham Alexander, who, due to the wisdom of age, had far bigger things on his mind.

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

@Zonal_Marking + shrugged off (a presumably seething) Danny Murphy by all accounts. Fwiw, 5 of 11 youngest pens in PL history have been missed. 16 of 17 oldest have been scored.

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

Experience beats skill. Everytime. https://t.co/Xy4FdAQXbK

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

2223 of the 2224 penalties in Premier League history have been taken by an adult.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Peter Crouch for an England recall? 😉 https://t.co/YdoomGSUxw

[tobi amoo @tobiamoo]

Can you imagine Jay Jay Okocha being your uncle? The real Jay Jay. Can you even wrap your head around that?

I know I can’t.

[David Hytner @DaveHytner]

Exclusive interview: Chris Kirkland. My battle against depression https://t.co/AFagFnEtl1

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

Ultimate team complete. Sefton Stanley you've served us well xxxxxxxx