CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷

No tengo un talento especial. Sólo soy pasional y curioso. Einstein - Elijo a quienes me hacen bien, no siempre me sale, porque #Humana

[CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷 @SEGCan]

El don de gente no te lo enseña ninguna universidad. La hombría de bien se aprende en la familia.

[CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷 @SEGCan]

@pillopezrier1 @JuanCruzSirius Se supone que Argentina.

[CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷 @SEGCan]

@Polakconk @JuanCruzSirius La astrología no adivina. Muestra la energía de los planetas y su influencia.

[Dr. Victor Tutú @victorfyt]

Lionel Messi is the one and only GOAT 🐐🔥

[Heredera de la nada @adoquiza]

Si supusieron que a partir de los 13 son lo suficientemente maduras como para decidir abortar dejen de largar alerta Sofía, es una falta de respeto.
O son adultas capaces de decidir terminar con una vida o son niñas que se deben cuidar y proteger, dejen la hipocresía!

[M☠️ @thehouseoffootb]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on the Messi vs Ronaldo GOAT debate:

“Every week, every month, every year, somebody asks me the same question.”

🗣️ “‘Zlatan, who is the GOAT? Messi or Ronaldo?’”

🗣️ “Honestly? I get tired of hearing it.”

🗣️ “Not because they aren't great players. They are.”

🗣️ “But because people talk about football as if it is a video game.”

🗣️ “One player scores a goal and suddenly he's the GOAT.”

🗣️ “The other wins a trophy and suddenly the debate is over.”

🗣️ “Football is bigger than that.”

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest athletes football has ever seen.”

🗣️ “The goals. The mentality. The discipline. The longevity.”

🗣️ “Nobody can take that away from him.”

🗣️ “Over 900 career goals.”

🗣️ “League titles in different countries.”

🗣️ “Champions Leagues.”

🗣️ “Records everywhere.”

🗣️ “Cristiano created a legacy that may never be repeated.”

🗣️ “But then there is Lionel Messi.”

🗣️ “And this is where people get angry with me.”

🗣️ “Because for me, Messi is not normal.”

🗣️ “Cristiano mastered football.”

🗣️ “Messi became football.”

🗣️ “When I watch Messi, I don't see a player following the game.”

🗣️ “I see a player creating the game.”

🗣️ “The goals.”

🗣️ “The assists.”

🗣️ “The dribbling.”

🗣️ “The vision.”

🗣️ “The intelligence.”

🗣️ “The World Cup.”

🗣️ “Everything.”

🗣️ “People ask me how I compare them.”

🗣️ “Sometimes I don't understand the comparison.”

🗣️ “It's like comparing a lion to a shark.”

🗣️ “Both are killers.”

🗣️ “But they hunt differently.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is the greatest goalscorer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “Messi is the greatest footballer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “There is a difference.”

🗣️ “And before Ronaldo fans get angry, listen carefully.”

🗣️ “Being second to Messi is not an insult.”

🗣️ “Most players would dream of being second.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is a legend.”

🗣️ “A football icon.”

🗣️ “A player who changed history.”

🗣️ “But if you lock me in a room and force me to choose one player...”

🗣️ “One player for one match.”

🗣️ “One player for my life.”

🗣️ “One player to represent football itself.”

🗣️ “I choose Messi.”

🗣️ “Every time.”

🗣️ “Because goals can be broken.”

🗣️ “Records can be broken.”

🗣️ “Trophies can be matched.”

🗣️ “But what Messi does with a football?”

🗣️ “That cannot be taught.”

🗣️ “That cannot be trained.”

🗣️ “That is a gift from God.”

🐐🇦🇷⚽

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players in history.”

🗣️ “Lionel Messi is history.”

[🏴‍☠️ Mai neim is M. Carolain 🇦🇷 @PNLArg]

Antes de creerle las falsas disculpas a Florencia Peña recuerden que mientras a tu familia la fundían ella iba a Olivos a pedirle favores a Alberto Fernández.

NADA de lo que hace es inocente, NADA. Y si @NicolasOcchiato no le pide la renuncia ayer, tampoco.

[CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷 @SEGCan]

@majogm @Pablinh40602190 Lo mejor es que ahora se puso en contra hasta a los termos k que les gusta el fútbol.
Asi que cuando quiera puede migrar.

[Majo 🍄 @majogm]

Y espero que quede claro: acá te podes meter con cualquiera menos con Messi. 🐐 🇦🇷

[Pedro José Ferreira @GorilaFerreira]

¿Se acuerdan cuando Florencia Peña se indignaba porque la llamaban «La petera del Presidente»? Qué plato.

[dolomas 🟠 @dolomas]

Si esto no es anorexia no sé qué es y no me jodan con el boludismo progre que de cuerpos no se habla, lo de Demi Moore es tan contagioso como peligroso.

[CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷 @SEGCan]

@mamaconstruye Si lastimé a alguien…sino no 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Mamá Construye @mamaconstruye]

"si lastimé a alguien pido disculpas"

ESO NO ES PEDIR DISCULPAS

Basta!

[Sil®.  @SilSoWhat]

Florencia fue despedida “mortis causae” y se siente mortificada.

[CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷 @SEGCan]

@GorilaFerreira Finoli, finoli 🤣🤣

[CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷 @SEGCan]

@flandivar @majogm Feliz cumpleaños Facundo!! Que sea lleno de alegrías 😘🥂🥂🎉🎉

[Mûriëlo @LordMurielo]

Scaloni siempre tuvo un plan

[José Luis #360 @jlsantana]

Andá ahorrando para el geriátrico, Gladis.

[Majo 🍄 @majogm]

Lo ardido que quedó este pelotudo que le mandó a hacer la camiseta de Maradona al mocoso cuando todo pero TODO EL MUNDO usa la de Messi.

[CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷 @SEGCan]

@PNLArg Juguemos a buscar sinónimos a la definición de Pagni. 🤣
-Raciocinio escaso.

[CanguraS 🎗️🇮🇱🇦🇷 @SEGCan]

@Mr_Bugman mire, Ud. sabe que últimamente no ando por estos lados…pero la ocasión lo merece. Le deseo un gran día, y que sea el prolegómeno de una vuelta al sol dichosa!! Abrazo grande Mister 😘😘🥂🥂