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Savage sophisticate

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@your_witch_alba My pleasure, hope you enjoy.

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@heyyguido No shortage of toxic chuds on Twitter trying to spread their personal misery to others. Imagine how terrible your self image has to be to act like this to others.

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@GothCharlotte didn't people were still sleeping in caves... makes sense in this economy, I guess

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@RayraySugarbutt titties without reason, true mountains of madness

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@RayraySugarbutt Feels like this needs to be a triptych and is missing a pic of a perfect bubble butt...

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@dead_girly You should definitely receive a dexterity bonus for this

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@hotmomdomme I've been playing Asteriods for a very long time...

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@rxvenvxce You definitely can't do that on television, lol

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@ffunswimmer2 @nickylovesit Volcanus

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@MistressKye It demonstrates a high level of emotional intelligence, self respect and maturity.

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@MistressKye I hope you can find some moments of comfort. Take care.

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@MistressKye fellow gen X'er -- I generally use the term weed, but have also used doobage, ganja, herb, reef, and Michael Jackson

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@hansdickie the proper response to being called "cutie patootie" is to refer back to the person as your "sugar booger"

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@SandyFrizzle Like a Caravaggio painting

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@chris_notcapn White Noise

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@MelanieMoore I used to tell jokes about Narcissus, but he never listened.

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@SandyFrizzle that would be purrrsumptuous

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@Baronesa1980 If you're on Windows, you can open .webp files up in Microsoft's "Paint" program and re-save them as .jpg, .png, etc...

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@ThatEricAlper The cookies aren't real, the Count doesn't suck blood, next you'll be telling us Bert and Ernie aren't gay