Chief Cocksmith

18+, NSFW Feral Coyote, They/Them He/Him

[Chief Cocksmith @SeijYote]

Drew a ref sheet, am I doin this right?
-Am yote ✅
-Likes balls ✅
-Likes fuzzy sheaths ✅
-Likes dicks ✅ ✅ ✅

[Chief Cocksmith @SeijYote]

Welp, robbed at Furlandia. Cars broken into in the parking garage. Sunday daytime. BOLO for realistic coyote tail and ears. I know it wasn't a full suit, but these things were a gift from my partner years ago and it was all I had. #furlandia #furlandia2026

[Chief Cocksmith @SeijYote]

@CritterSmoothie This is not related at all and I am so sorry.. X won't let me PM you, but I would love to get my hands on one of those Jazz Jackrabbit figures you made last year, if you sell them <3

[Chief Cocksmith @SeijYote]

@nikoxbenet No one tell them about Doris..

[JOCK STUART REDMOND @lordofalba]

Oh tae be a caterpillar ,LIFE would be a farce sliding up and doon the dandelions sliding on yer arse

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

The Chinese people on Xiaohongshu are now asking Americans for help with their English homework LMAOOOO

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

FBI rewards are just lottery tickets for fucking losers lol

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The main difference being Luigi Mangione allegedly killed one person while the Insurance CEO killed thousands of people for profit. In our dystopian capitalist society killing people behind a desk with a pen is somehow ok as long as it enriches our corporate overlords. 🤬

[Katherine Boyle @KTmBoyle]

Americans disagree on pretty much everything except that calling animal control on your neighbor’s social media squirrel to have the state kill it is the epitome of evil.

[Katherine Boyle @KTmBoyle]

This is going to decide the election, isn’t it.

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

The Internet after hearing what they did to Peanut the Squirrel

[Schmidt @AndrewSchmidtFC]

My mom: That hike almost killed me!

Apple’s AI summary:

[██🅶🆁🅸🅵██ @GriFdotpy]

@ByMikeBaker I’m so glad we can put cameras with 100x zoom at 1080 in the hands of any teen who wants it but the vast majority of security cameras are 240p.

[Space Dragon ☢ @Space_Dragon14]

One year ago...

[h0rs3 Animations 🔞 @h0rs3_Animation]

Nothing better than a coffee and big horsecock to start the day! 🐴🍆☕️

[Thomas R. Holtz, Jr. 🦖💕 (he/him) @TomHoltzPaleo]

The largest arthropod to ever live finally has a head  https://t.co/MavHRa9wjA

[CRG @ChristGrec]

J.D. Vance prepping for the #VPDebate2024

[🦊 @weirdphishes_]

JD Vance rn #VPDebate2024

[Jed Taylor @JedTaylorArtist]

Another Deinonychus that was released into the wild at #TetZooCon.