Seinfeld Quotes

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@sdd957 DeSoto's down, but Cosmo's got the caboose.

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@sdd957 It was a cold winter's night in Timbuktu...

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He transcends time and space.

He sickens me.

I love it.

Me too.

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He is struggled, he is man-struggled. He lifts my spirit!

He is a loathsome, offensive brute...yet I can't look away.

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I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world...

I see a parasite. A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.

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@sdd957 “...but she was served some bad fish, and she died...on the high seas.”

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@sdd957 Nice game, pretty boy.

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@sdd957 Hello are you the bomber? ....
Yes this is the terrorist bomber.

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@dwdisanto @BrandonKarpeles @rjmoeller - It was built by Mark Farbman. He built a lot of these homes here.

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I can't listen to a man singing a song. They get all emotional and sway...it's embarrassing.

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Bad lighting on the porch.

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Have you seen the pole, cougar?

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I find your belief system fascinating.

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And what does Brother Costanza plan on telling Mother Costanza?

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@sdd957 I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks.

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@TheMahiMike @HistoryInPics It's like a sauna in here.

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A low rumble, a metallic squink, a galunk; and someone crying out "Dear God."

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What are you having, veal?

No.

It looks like veal.

It's not veal.

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They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.

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I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright…maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive.